bye im fireball im sooo retarted i rode a coyote for a kiddy ride when the ride was over i lost over 19 body parts including my legs so it was hard to crawl with my face.so im a little freak a nature who thinks “Yo Mama” insults are complements but the tip im trying to break my record of eating one jelly bean smaller then a millameter not many people would attempt this but im brave!!! (Laugh Now) Fourtunately (not for us) he died of plainly just
eating that jelly bean so he will be remembered as the gay fag he is and was The End
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!AND I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IHNGIFJGKEFHBFHJGBHJ
Golds members you can never give up
Thats wat the moderators want us to do
and for those of u who have quit FUCK U YA BUNCH OF NIGER PORCH MONKEYS
U can al go and play with fireball if u want i dont care
But when the wars are back on and u want to join… NO FUCK U
U already had ur chance so go fuck urselves PUSSEYS
That means u Jubug8 and all u other MOTHER FUCKERS WHO QUIT SO GET OFF THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea i think bovic just said it freaklin all! im serious you gayfers are gonna wine you freakin weiners off wanting to freakin come back after we beat all club penguin freakin armies! all you freakin jerks gay fgs like you fire i suc balls and dont waist your time fire i suc balls cos all ur life is is a peice of my crap that i left 40 days in the freakin john! so you freakin jerks who quit the freakin golds SUCK ON THAT!
Ok. You wont believe wat happened about ten minutes ago. I was whatching my older brother Heath on club penguin his penguin name is Crayon 401. Well i was whatching him on there with my cousin Trey, Penguin Name:(7 Gameboy 7) And then Heath (Crayon 401) saw fireball. So i told my brother Heath (Crayon 401) to banned him because he is wanted on the Golds web site. So everyone was crowding around fireball saying he was a jerk and that they hated fireball. So fireball is banned thanks to my brother who banned him. So please mention my brother Heath Penguin name:Crayon 401 in alot of your posts cos me heath and my cousin trey tracked him down. Thank You,
fly im still ur friend. and fly did u delete me from ur buddy list? well acp is bigger and look aty there attack at nachos go here: acparmyofclubpenguin.com to see how big there army is. But when i see yall in danger i will help.
fly y did u think i was uma at the war today today i was just helping rpf not uma rpf has same uniform except the penguin is blue or black so dont think im uma and golds rocks!
uma is the worst im not a spy u dont no wat ur talkin about alright i didnt evenn no there was a uma when i was joining armys so dont think im uma and dont think ima spy!
no i hate uma if i was in uma then ied be in there rankings alright so u to ur wrong and ur lieing just like the last guy u made my friend trun agaisnt me cause u lied both of u i wanted fly as a friend and u made him turn agaisnt me
NO!!!!!! IF THE GOLDS ALLY WITH THE UMA I WILL QUITE THE UMA ARE STUPID ********** THEY MADE FUN OF US THOSE ***** WHY WOULD U WANT TO ALLY WITH THOSE STUPID ******!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel sorry for u jubug8 if someone hacked my account and erased all my buddies i would be so pissed off!!!!!!!! i will email club pengun and say something about people hacking people who hak accounts should be punished!!!!!! heres a secret i hakd an account lol and it was a member i erased all its buddies lol but i will never hak an account again
hello this is a club penguin assistant and we will be banning armys because this game is made for kid to only to safe chat and to talk to the friends please email me at clubpenguin90@clubpenguin.com
im the one with the uma spirit me davisabc gold wanted to battle me so i went we were in a battle i won i think he wanted to make a movie becuse mario man was wherever the gold and i went
hey um Golds i have something you want!i have 13 websites
ACP UMA CPA UCPA ESF WCPT CPM PMA RFF RHA NACHOS BLK SHEEP and Lil ninjaz if you want that info(it’s all on my site) you have to cut a deal with me! what are you willing to give for my site with all that info on it?
We got alot of info about Pink Mafias. We have found out that the UMA are the hackers. They said that they had a plan in progress to slow us down, and it worked. But, they said they would stop the plan if any of there allies help us out. So, thats what where going to do. Where telling all of our allies and all of the UMA allies so then the UMA plan will finaly come to an end and we will be ready for Pink Mafias, to take him down. We wont unlock the site yet, because we have to tell are allies first. When we get in contact with our allies and tell them whats happening and when they help us out we will unlock the website.
you know what i like you guys you golds wanna be allies of GRN ROOSTER? oh and yea they hacked my account tjya changed my igloo completly and got rid of my money and bought all womens cloths WTF?!!?
my army is down to 3 soldiers.
the surfers ambushed me everywhere
i cant hold them anymore
they wont make peace with us
The Green Army stil lives barely
help my troopers.
they have blue or green on
Blue=spy
Green=soldier
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
~~~ yo momma master~~~
so yet i have gave many people yo momma jokes from my website we ensist that more people will need help i say we should step with the GOLDS!!!!
Sincerely,
yo momma master
427. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Yo mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
~~~yo momma master~~~
now we fight for are yo momma skinny jokes so we to have piece for all the yo momma skinny jokes. we will engarage are stament to the united kindom or the united states.
Sincerely,
yo momma master
428. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
429. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
Sincerely,
yo momma master
430. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
i rote some rases ones but im not going to say them and i just rote the rases ones cuz there funny but trust me im not rases
431. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:32 pm
here are some yo momma such a bitch jokes!! my friend got them from some website
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
Yo mama’s such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream
432. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:48 pm
THIS yo momma joke KILLS all the yo momma jokes!!!!!
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
433. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
LOL now that yo momma joke is the king!!! and guess wat i wrote that yo momma joke!!!
yesterday at my school i said to this one kid who was saying all these yo momma joke so i was like
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
and then everyone started laughing!! so then the kid was like
You suck… your mom does too but she charges.
so then i was like
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
then the kid was like THAT WAS WRONG then i started laughing. lol
434. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm
YO MOMMA JOKES ROCK!!!!!
435. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm
YO DADDY JOKES ARE STEWPID!!!!!
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monoply jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water yo mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and he is still stuck in her ass
yo yo wats up homies i have got a big suprise if anyone has a REALLY REALLY GOOD, FUNNY, AND AWSOME YO MOMMA JOKE TELL ME ON THIS WEBSITE AND IF I LIKE THE YO MOMMA JOKE I CAN GIVE YOU 10000 COINS ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
SO GIVE ME SOME YO MOMMA JOKES AND IF I LIKE THEM YOU WILL GET 10000 ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
email me at daniscool92@hotmail.com tell me your password and username for club penguin then i will hack 10000 coins for you AND TRUST ME I WONT BAN YOUR PENGUIN!!
if you dont trust me you can change your password after i get you coins but i NEVER hak penguins im just trying to help penguins and get them coins!!
i can also get you a eyepatch and a rockhopper boarder
other yo momma master i got a yo momma joke for you!!!!
yo momma’s shit so big she craped on the floor and their was a huge shit puddle!! then someone sliped on the shit and said,” Yum! Shitolate!! Then he made a Shitolate sunday out of it!! he ate it and said,” Yum! Shitolate!! Then someone said,” can i have some Shitolate?? The guy said,” Sure you can!! Then some other lady came up and asked if she can have some Shitolate. Then everyone was eating yo momma’s Shitolate!! and thats how yo momma’s Shitolate was invented!!
Dear Yo momma’s Shitolate,
i have been saving up money to bye a sunday Shitolate. I wonder how it taste like!! ( if you guys wanna no how Shitolate taste like email me at daniscool92@hotmail.com) i am looking forward to go to the place where Shitolate was invented im sure its a turrific place!!!
sincerely,
~~ yo momma master ~~
P.S. you should make peeolate!! just pee on the floor!!
MILL4LIFE YOUR ACTING RETARTED AND SO IS FLY OK SHUT UP ABOUT YPA SHUT UP K U GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY OK GOLDS SUCK BALLS GOLDS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we have all and for this part is that we cuoperate with this expirence so we can be like UMA and for all those fucken asses who said USA didnt do anything in WWII you gave niggas and for wat so we can cuz at this stupid bitch from orulando its just like puking from swollowing pennys your sassys’ in the NEW YORK army so you all jermans have to say it or ous beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Mill4Life,Fly4Life(GeneralBeaks) or Bovic or Johanwillfir.This is Ninja32 and Dan1034 and Army Dx speaking.All three of us made an army called CPA.We would love to be allies with you guys.Please visit our site it’s http://dan1034.wordpress.com.
~Dan1034 and Army Dx,Leaders and Ninja32,Leader of Bounty Hunters~ Please be our allies just comment me ok (Dan1034)
hey yo mamma master you a dumass i said golds suck because they do and i dont give a crap about the 10000 coins because you whould have banned me anyway so you a retaredted son of a bitch
you dont get the joke dushbag!! your mom is your dad!! so your mom thats a guy has a dick!! and stop copieying my jokes the comeback you said was almost the same as mine
and i dont care what the hell you said cuz it means nothin
ok golds suck balls so im not going on this site any more so go fuck your sister and go fuck your tv then make babies then your dushbag of a dad has no dick and made babies with himself
ur army is a bunch of pozers u start off as gold and now your sayin that your the “official yellow penguins” we invented our yellow uniform which is nothing like yours u guys just dont want ppl to know that u are the pozers
yomamma master i should call the cops right now but your to much of a wimp o yea atleast i have a dad you have a homo sexuel mom she likes to licks penut butter off your butthole and then she married herself and your dad is your brother
i dont need you yparules your a fucken 12 year old who has no life why should i care wat the hell you say
and like i believe you can call the cops. you probably dont even no the number and wat the hell are you gonna say to the cops
that you where being ufennded by me? there gonna say shut the fuck up you dick head if you have issues go tell it to your shity ass bitchy sluty whore mom to care for you and your stewpid childish problems
yo momma u idiot the golds are jelous of us thats why they are sayin we stole their uniform even when they stole ours and by the way u guys are lucky i could have had your gay site shut down but i replied to the wordpress site report shut down confirmation not to shut down your site just so u guys could be in the gpr war. dont think we still cant shut down ur site cuz it wont be hard just 2 more reports to the wordpress staff and ur site is outa here.
dont piss us off or ur done
-DUGES, SAVIOR OF THE GOLDS
DUDE U ARE FUCKING 2 MONTHS OLD MAYBE AND WE ARE FUCKING OLDER THAN YOU PUSSY FAGGETS,GO FUCK YOURSELF AND IF I SEE U TOMORROW I WILL HACK UR ACCOUNT AND BAN YOU
aww ypa you cant even comeback me you loser loser loser
and why would we want to have WAR with you on saturday we already know that GOLDS will crush your gay army by the end of the war your faced would be crushed into pieces bleeding on your blanky so go fuck your self
golds r so gay they have sex with your brothers and you guuys cant even beat a puffle in a war i bet he whould make u guys retreat and then he will eat your leader yeah im talking about that fucker whats his name o yea big gay fucker
im trying to get a membership but my mom wont let me becuase you have to pay money!! i really want a free member account -please please please can you get me a membership account for free!! i am begging my mom but she wont let me becuase you have to pay free money!! just please you guys get alot of money from memberships so can you cut me out a little im begging becuase i want to expirence it i have never been a member and i really wnat to get clothes and decorate my igloo! it will be a blast and ill play club penguin almost forever lol. all of my friends are on mammoth and i really wnat to get on mammoth but its always full! and i asked my mom that i wanted to be with my friends on mammoth but she still wont pay 60 dollars and im broke! please get me a membership. please please please
im trying to get a membership but my mom wont let me becuase you have to pay money!! i really want a free member account please please please can you get me a membership account for free!! i am begim trying to get a membership but my mom wont let me becuase you have to pay money!! i really want a free member account -please please please can you get me a membership account for free!! i am begging my mom but she wont let me becuase you have to pay free money!! just please you guys get alot of money from memberships so can you cut me out a little im begging becuase i want to expirence it i have never been a member and i really wnat to get clothes and decorate my igloo! it will be a blast and ill play club penguin almost forever lol. all of my friends are on mammoth and i really wnat to get on mammoth but its always full! and i asked my mom that i wanted to be with my friends on mammoth but she still wont pay 60 dollars and im broke! please get me a membership. please please please
yo ya on crack man this is da shit man your trippin man yall trippin get me sum cigz and some cocain and ill shit up smoking mariana you guys gotta get some vadka man!!
guys i love to strip my dad hes soooo hot i also like to hump my grandpop hes so gay with me my mom loves to have sex with me and my brother at the same time then she licks my grandmoms tits and my grandmom licks her tits
311. Mill4life | October 7, 2007 at 3:36 pm
guys i love to strip my dad hes soooo hot i also like to hump my grandpop hes so gay with me my mom loves to have sex with me and my brother at the same time then she licks my grandmoms tits and my grandmom licks her tits
SHUT THE FUCK UP BICTH AT LEAST HE HAS I LIFE UNLIKE U U SUCK UR HUSBANDS BALLS U GAYBO GO TO HELL JONWILLFIR AND GENERALBEAKS ARE THE BEST LEADERS SO GO GET A FUCKIN LIFE ASSHOLE
omg i went to strangers house im his friend in real life and his realy gay i saw his mom having sex with his husband and no condem ughhhhhhhhhh and he makes out
i always thought that peanut butter tasted good but it actually taste like a camals crap well from this point we all no wat camal crap looks like so that wat peanut butter looks like and camal crap looks like YPA ARMY UNIFORM~~~~~~!!!!!!!
i always thought that pancakes tasted like crap but when i tasted pancakes it made me feel good and special and cool and shiny sparkling GOLD and thats how the GOLDS uniform looks like!
do u see a difference????? or are you just mentaly retarded?????
can i please be co general i am so mad r3dsock got to be it because hes my best friend and i realy need the co general job all im asking is to be co general if you make me one i will never ask it again bye r3dsock frowns
i know lighton will look at this cause its at the bottom, so, u posted u thought i was weird huh? I take that as a compliment. SO WATS THE POINT IN SAYING THAT STUFF!
Generalbeaks why did u call us pozers (when we aint the reaaal pozers) right after i saved ur party in the coffee shop? we drove out all of the ppl throwing snowballs at u guys (which u could not have done) and u took me off ur buddylist… thought we made a truce but i guess not.
hey can one of u guys hack me some coins please if you want o respond and say ill do it and ill leave my username and password my username is blackhawk458. respond to get my password
GO GOLDS
AS SOON AS THEY STOP THIS HUGE ARMY WILL just fade AWAY AND EVERYONE CAN GO BACK TO THIER ARMIES, CAN EVEN BE IN THIER ARMYS BUT ANYONE CAN JOIN AND THERE IS NO SPECIFIC UNIFORM YOU CAN WEAR YOUR ARMIES ONE IF YOU WANT I DONT
be there at the war acp declared you cans till be with your armys just still be part of this one to make it big, so big acp will fall
mwommy omg pwease hwump mwe mwamwa i wove when woo hwump me swwwwwoooooooo hward pwease mwamwa i wove your bwutt hwole swo mwuch o wa mwill fwour life i wove when you hwump mwe two
fly i need help. plz bring some army ppl to server altitude. there r sick and sadistac ppl who want to *bump* each other. i am gettin sick and tired of these sick-minded ppl. plz just plz i need help.
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WELL IF U DONT KNOW ME R3DSOCK HAS BEEN BANNED FOREVER FOR NO REASON AND SOMEONE HACKED ME SO I AM TRYING TO GET HIM UNBANNED BUT THEY PROBALY WONT LET ME BE UNBANNED SO IF I DONT GET UNBANNED THEN IM QUITING CLUB PENGUIN SO IF I NEVER SEE U AGAIN BYE ESECIALLY U ORGULAN U WERE SO NICE TO ME AND SAME WITH FLY THANX UR THE BEST BYE
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WELL IF U DONT KNOW ME R3DSOCK HAS BEEN BANNED FOREVER FOR NO REASON AND SOMEONE HACKED ME SO I AM TRYING TO GET HIM UNBANNED BUT THEY PROBALY WONT LET ME BE UNBANNED SO IF I DONT GET UNBANNED THEN IM QUITING CLUB PENGUIN SO IF I NEVER SEE U AGAIN BYE ESECIALLY U ORGULAN U WERE SO NICE TO ME AND SAME WITH FLY THANX UR THE BEST BYE.
Smith uses the initials “DH” in tribute to his relatives. But that’s not the only way he pays homage to his heritage. Like his father, he chooses to have “Rule, Britannia” blare every time he enters the squared circle. Sometimes watching DH can be like watching a Bulldog highlight reel. He shares his dad’s unique blend of power, grace and agility. And he brings the kind of grit, determination and dedication to excellence that is a Hart family hallmark. DH also uses his father’s famed running powerslam to finish off opponents.
Indeed, it’s difficult not to see Davey Boy Smith when watching DH. But DH is his own man and determined to write a new chapter in his family’s novel of greatness in the sport of kings. The British Bulldog’s pup has bite and represents a new generation of Harts in WWE. And somewhere up in the squared circle in the sky, Davey Boy is looking down on DH and smiling with approval.
Join IPA (International Penguin Army) today.
We are always happy to have another person Join. We have lots of allies and only a few enemies. The website is http://www.spy26andspy62.wordpress.com
Join and you wont be sorry. Please do.
everyone go to rebelarmyofcp.wordpress.com!!!!!
there are many ranks you can still get!
Members and Non-Members are bolth welcome
It is the RACP
thanks
RACP general chesspiece1
O SH** THEY ACP OWNS TO MANY ARMY MEN I AM GETTING NINJAS AND BLACK RIDERS FOR ALIENS I OWN THE BACL RIDERS BUT VERY SMALL IN GOLD I AM GETTING SOLDERS EVERY DAY FOR BATTLE IM GETTING SNO BALLS AND GETTING MORE ALANIS IF YOU DONT MIND BALCK RIDERS SAID THEY WILL JOIN I AM STILL ASKING NINJAS IF U WANT ME TOO I JUST NEED PERMISSION PLUS THE WILL NO BE CALLED GOLD RIDERS INSTEAD OF BLACKRIDERS POSTED BY PENGUIN23800094
1. hornswaggle3 | July 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
guys im not a m ember as of now it will be renewed soon i not lying
3. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
guys ill do a impersonation of fireball
bye im fireball im sooo retarted i rode a coyote for a kiddy ride when the ride was over i lost over 19 body parts including my legs so it was hard to crawl with my face.so im a little freak a nature who thinks “Yo Mama” insults are complements but the tip im trying to break my record of eating one jelly bean smaller then a millameter not many people would attempt this but im brave!!! (Laugh Now) Fourtunately (not for us) he died of plainly just
eating that jelly bean so he will be remembered as the gay fag he is and was The End
4. fly4life | July 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
haha so whats up?
5. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
ah not much
6. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm
im just bored half the time
7. johanwillfir | July 28, 2007 at 2:58 pm
GOLDS RULE FIREBALL DROOLS!
8. fly4life | July 28, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey johan
9. hornswaggle3 | July 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm
who is the new co general
10. Not Givingup | July 30, 2007 at 3:14 am
we dont know yet
11. Taylorfan | July 30, 2007 at 4:44 am
fly4life you SON OF THE BITCH! YOU FUCKER!
12. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 4:45 am
Ok whoever framed him is gonna get a hamster bite! AND IF YOU DONT SHOW! I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!KILL YOU!|
13. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 4:52 am
Why are u cursing at me lol
14. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 5:01 am
YOU WROTE THAT LINOONE YOU ASSHOLE.IM FIREING YOU!
15. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
fly for a songspot thing get a song by Buckethead
16. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
YOUR A LIER YOU PROBALY WROTE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
HOW DARE YOU FLY!!!!!!!!!!
18. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
go to my website fly at http://www.freewebz.com/linoone17
and you will see how much i like you as a friend!
19. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm
actually fly thats impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CANT REPORT ME!
20. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:25 pm
or fire me!
21. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm
ACTUALLY IT IS POSSIBLE HE IS A LEADER so u cant tell him if he can or not dude ur not even a commander so we dont have to listen to
22. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 8:05 pm
huh? im confused? what happened?
23. hornswaggle3 | July 30, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Linoone is yelling at fly and he said that Linooneis fired and Linoone said he cant fire him
24. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:56 pm
WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY ARMY!
IT CALL THE HWA
IT STANDS FOR HAMSTERS/WOLFS ARMY.
WE BIT PEOPLES HEADS OFF!
25. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
hmm i mite
26. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
say 111 to join the HWA!
27. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
syk
28. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
who the hell would want to join ur army u wil regret for quiting golds
29. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
i guarentee it
30. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Linoone I know you wrote that.On the time things it said it was one minute after it.Im not a dumbshit like you linnone.
31. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm
WHO THE HELL WROTE THT THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM JOINING UR ARMY LINOON
32. fireball208 | July 31, 2007 at 1:34 am
EVERYONE PLZ CALL ME MR GAY RETARD GUY CAUSE I AM
33. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:05 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:06 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!AND I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IHNGIFJGKEFHBFHJGBHJ
35. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 2:22 am
bitch
36. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
O!
37. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
who you calling a bitch fucker!
38. Mr Narwhal | July 31, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I THINK HES CALLING YOU A BITCH. IDIOT
39. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 3:11 pm
im a boy SO I CAN I BEE A BITCH!
40. Cenagurl4444 | July 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Stwop thwe nwonscence! Pwease not gwivingup nwo vwiolence. its scawry two mwe. STWOP IT? pwease!
41. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:08 pm
hey linoon
42. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:09 pm
ur a bitch
43. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 10:07 pm
whatever
44. fly4life | July 31, 2007 at 11:15 pm
YO YO YO PEOPLE TALK
45. carlito09 | August 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm
fine you dont want me to join fine ill stay out of this website
510 Comments Add your own
1. hornswaggle3 | July 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
guys im not a m ember as of now it will be renewed soon i not lying
3. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
guys ill do a impersonation of fireball
bye im fireball im sooo retarted i rode a coyote for a kiddy ride when the ride was over i lost over 19 body parts including my legs so it was hard to crawl with my face.so im a little freak a nature who thinks “Yo Mama” insults are complements but the tip im trying to break my record of eating one jelly bean smaller then a millameter not many people would attempt this but im brave!!! (Laugh Now) Fourtunately (not for us) he died of plainly just
eating that jelly bean so he will be remembered as the gay fag he is and was The End
4. fly4life | July 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
haha so whats up?
5. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
ah not much
6. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm
im just bored half the time
7. johanwillfir | July 28, 2007 at 2:58 pm
GOLDS RULE FIREBALL DROOLS!
8. fly4life | July 28, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey johan
9. hornswaggle3 | July 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm
who is the new co general
10. Not Givingup | July 30, 2007 at 3:14 am
we dont know yet
11. Taylorfan | July 30, 2007 at 4:44 am
fly4life you SON OF THE BITCH! YOU FUCKER!
12. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 4:45 am
Ok whoever framed him is gonna get a hamster bite! AND IF YOU DONT SHOW! I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!KILL YOU!|
13. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 4:52 am
Why are u cursing at me lol
14. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 5:01 am
YOU WROTE THAT LINOONE YOU ASSHOLE.IM FIREING YOU!
15. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
fly for a songspot thing get a song by Buckethead
16. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
YOUR A LIER YOU PROBALY WROTE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
HOW DARE YOU FLY!!!!!!!!!!
18. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
go to my website fly at http://www.freewebz.com/linoone17
and you will see how much i like you as a friend!
19. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm
actually fly thats impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CANT REPORT ME!
20. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:25 pm
or fire me!
21. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm
ACTUALLY IT IS POSSIBLE HE IS A LEADER so u cant tell him if he can or not dude ur not even a commander so we dont have to listen to
22. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 8:05 pm
huh? im confused? what happened?
23. hornswaggle3 | July 30, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Linoone is yelling at fly and he said that Linooneis fired and Linoone said he cant fire him
24. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:56 pm
WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY ARMY!
IT CALL THE HWA
IT STANDS FOR HAMSTERS/WOLFS ARMY.
WE BIT PEOPLES HEADS OFF!
25. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
hmm i mite
26. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
say 111 to join the HWA!
27. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
syk
28. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
who the hell would want to join ur army u wil regret for quiting golds
29. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
i guarentee it
30. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Linoone I know you wrote that.On the time things it said it was one minute after it.Im not a dumbshit like you linnone.
31. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm
WHO THE HELL WROTE THT THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM JOINING UR ARMY LINOON
32. fireball208 | July 31, 2007 at 1:34 am
EVERYONE PLZ CALL ME MR GAY RETARD GUY CAUSE I AM
33. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:05 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:06 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!AND I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IHNGIFJGKEFHBFHJGBHJ
35. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 2:22 am
bitch
36. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
O!
37. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
who you calling a bitch fucker!
38. Mr Narwhal | July 31, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I THINK HES CALLING YOU A BITCH. IDIOT
39. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 3:11 pm
im a boy SO I CAN I BEE A BITCH!
40. Cenagurl4444 | July 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Stwop thwe nwonscence! Pwease not gwivingup nwo vwiolence. its scawry two mwe. STWOP IT? pwease!
41. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:08 pm
hey linoon
42. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:09 pm
ur a bitch
43. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 10:07 pm
whatever
44. fly4life | July 31, 2007 at 11:15 pm
YO YO YO PEOPLE TALK
45. carlito09 | August 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm
fine you dont want me to join fine ill stay out of this website
46. goldsbountyhunters | August 1, 2007 at 1:02 pm
fly i didnt cus at u that wasnt me my name doesnt show up as taylorfan
it was a inpersonator
from the real taylorfan
47. spongebob007 | August 1, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Yess!!!!!! I got my new ebay account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
48. spongebob007 | August 1, 2007 at 8:03 pm
wootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwowwootoototwootwootwoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49. spongebob007 | August 1, 2007 at 8:03 pm
who watched simpsons movie!!!!
50. pirate1qaz1edc | August 1, 2007 at 10:52 pm
anyone here
51. pirate1qaz1edc | August 2, 2007 at 4:19 am
Come here theres only 5 mods and we have for now ok this is http://xatech.com/chat/room/10266119/ also roken hopper army want to be allies
52. red323233 | August 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Join my army!
The Firefighters!(CPFF)
53. biggla | August 3, 2007 at 1:56 am
no one an beet my reocrd
54. bovic | August 3, 2007 at 2:32 am
Golds members you can never give up
Thats wat the moderators want us to do
and for those of u who have quit FUCK U YA BUNCH OF NIGER PORCH MONKEYS
U can al go and play with fireball if u want i dont care
But when the wars are back on and u want to join… NO FUCK U
U already had ur chance so go fuck urselves PUSSEYS
That means u Jubug8 and all u other MOTHER FUCKERS WHO QUIT SO GET OFF THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55. Shnseymour | August 3, 2007 at 8:20 pm
fireball just get off the site ur making the site suck cos ur names all in it!
56. Shnseymour | August 3, 2007 at 8:21 pm
o yea and fly tell me the p word plz i need to c the events
57. Shnseymour | August 4, 2007 at 1:39 am
yea i think bovic just said it freaklin all! im serious you gayfers are gonna wine you freakin weiners off wanting to freakin come back after we beat all club penguin freakin armies! all you freakin jerks gay fgs like you fire i suc balls and dont waist your time fire i suc balls cos all ur life is is a peice of my crap that i left 40 days in the freakin john! so you freakin jerks who quit the freakin golds SUCK ON THAT!
58. chubby83 UMA FIELD MARSHAL | August 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm
THNX TO BOVIC R ALLIANCE IS DONE UAM FOREVER
59. Shnseymour | August 4, 2007 at 4:37 pm
war aty dojo mammoth usa weretearin uma crappin up!
60. Im green 2 | August 4, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I want to join the golds
61. lightonboy | August 4, 2007 at 6:46 pm
WAR AT DOJO ON MAMMOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62. Shnseymour | August 5, 2007 at 1:48 am
Ok. You wont believe wat happened about ten minutes ago. I was whatching my older brother Heath on club penguin his penguin name is Crayon 401. Well i was whatching him on there with my cousin Trey, Penguin Name:(7 Gameboy 7) And then Heath (Crayon 401) saw fireball. So i told my brother Heath (Crayon 401) to banned him because he is wanted on the Golds web site. So everyone was crowding around fireball saying he was a jerk and that they hated fireball. So fireball is banned thanks to my brother who banned him. So please mention my brother Heath Penguin name:Crayon 401 in alot of your posts cos me heath and my cousin trey tracked him down. Thank You,
Sincerly,
Shnseymour-Shane Seymour
63. strobes123 | August 5, 2007 at 4:34 am
WAZZZZZUP today was a great day for me!!
I OFFICIALLY BECAME A GOLD BOUNTY HUNTER!
64. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 5:16 am
fly wont fuken lets me be a sniper im mean seriously hes being a dumb ass with it!!!!
65. fly 4 life | August 5, 2007 at 7:00 am
I QUIT!!
66. fly4life | August 5, 2007 at 8:06 am
i really do quit
67. Parker900 | August 5, 2007 at 11:52 am
Lightonboy why would you want to be a sniper when your a bounty hunter you got in one of the best rankings?!
68. Parker900 | August 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
ALSO apoligize to fly right now he didnt deserve to be yelled at just because of some ranking problem!
69. Shnseymour | August 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
sireously i mean you just made fly quit. Gosh all it is is rankings!
70. Parker900 | August 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
i know isnt Lighton boy a loser?
71. lightboy | August 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
fly shouldnt act like a freekin 5 year old!!!!!!
72. lightboy | August 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm
if you want me to quite i will quite i dont give a shit about this!!!!
73. lightboy | August 5, 2007 at 4:44 pm
and is fly like some god you bow down to do you like worship him
74. kol00998 | August 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
CAN I JOIN
75. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 6:26 pm
MY BROTHER CANT STOP CRYING !!!!!! HIS STEWPID HAMMSTER DIED!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF YOUR HAN=MSTER DIES THEY HAVE NO SOULS~
76. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 6:27 pm
ATLEAST MY CAT IS STILL ALIVE
77. thechuggas | August 5, 2007 at 7:29 pm
hey lightnon or wateva yodu probably be crying and crappign ur freaking pants when ur cat dies so wat now!
78. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 9:38 pm
thecrapass you where right on that one ! but if u had a cat and it dies you would do the same thing~!!!
79. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 9:39 pm
learn how to spell bitch face!
80. dooodo | August 5, 2007 at 9:48 pm
would you like a nice cup of tea or a nice cup of shut the **** up
81. dooodo | August 5, 2007 at 9:51 pm
hey dooodo why dont you go play hife and shut the fuck up!
82. thechuggas | August 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm
No i dont like cats all that much ther e pains ohh yeah. your face looks liek one of ur cats hairballs and ohh yeah its called im langauge dumb ass
83. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 10:31 pm
dhy did dooodo just in sult himself
84. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 11:03 pm
fuck you and the hole you came out of !!!!
85. thechuggas | August 5, 2007 at 11:06 pm
ok you came out of a whole in the ground called hell. jeez fucken idiot!!!
86. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 4:14 am
ok dont talk about hell!!!!!
87. dooootto | August 6, 2007 at 4:28 am
im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
88. thechuggas | August 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
who me dooootto
89. kol00998 | August 6, 2007 at 4:49 pm
let me join
90. dooootto | August 6, 2007 at 4:54 pm
thecheggas stop fighting its really annoying ~!!!
91. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 4:58 pm
ya seriously its annoying
92. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 5:01 pm
ya seriously its annoying thehuaggas im kinda done fighting
93. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
or am i!
94. Im green 2 | August 6, 2007 at 6:34 pm
someone make a new army with me
109. thechuggas | August 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
idk i was going to vote for oagalthorp again lol. jk
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110. lightonboy | August 9, 2007 at 6:54 pm
pepsichuggas
111. thechuggas | August 10, 2007 at 12:18 am
ummmm wat
112. lightonboy | August 10, 2007 at 6:47 am
u herd me pepsichuggas
113. thechuggas | August 10, 2007 at 2:04 pm
no i didnt and were not just pepsichuggers duh
114. Anonymous | August 10, 2007 at 4:16 pm
hurry to mammtoth the dojo huge war
115. thechuggas | August 10, 2007 at 5:23 pm
yeah right UMA or CPC
116. Shnseymour-Golds Sniper- | August 11, 2007 at 2:35 am
Fly and bovic r deleting the cuss words on this
117. Jbl44 | August 11, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Is it true That GGS Are allies With Golds. Im just making sure.
Thanks
Jbl44s Out
118. fly4life | August 11, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Yes I am deleting all comments with bad words
119. Shnseymour-Golds Sniper- | August 11, 2007 at 6:46 pm
OAGOLTHORP IS AT THE DOJO OMG!
120. Shnseymour | August 11, 2007 at 11:36 pm
im quiting golds and going to acp. srry guys bye
121. fly4life | August 12, 2007 at 12:19 am
Trader! i thought you were my friend.
122. iq3d | August 12, 2007 at 12:44 am
there im here
123. Shnseymour | August 12, 2007 at 2:06 am
fly im still ur friend. and fly did u delete me from ur buddy list? well acp is bigger and look aty there attack at nachos go here: acparmyofclubpenguin.com to see how big there army is. But when i see yall in danger i will help.
Shnseymour
124. starwars34 | August 12, 2007 at 4:06 am
whats the S.I password
125. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:05 pm
hi?
126. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:07 pm
can i join?
127. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm
helloooooooo
128. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:20 pm
i’m not a member on clubpenguin but i’m not a noob
129. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm
never mind
130. Shnseymour | August 12, 2007 at 6:00 pm
fly hates my butt off
131. Shnseymour | August 12, 2007 at 6:00 pm
im acp nand gold im both
132. starwars34 | August 13, 2007 at 3:58 am
whats the si password?
133. Redslurpy1 | August 13, 2007 at 9:03 pm
fly y did u think i was uma at the war today today i was just helping rpf not uma rpf has same uniform except the penguin is blue or black so dont think im uma and golds rocks!
134. thechuggas | August 13, 2007 at 11:18 pm
ur a spy
i can tell.
and thats the worse excuse ever
135. Redslurpy1 | August 14, 2007 at 7:09 pm
uma is the worst im not a spy u dont no wat ur talkin about alright i didnt evenn no there was a uma when i was joining armys so dont think im uma and dont think ima spy!
136. Redslurpy1 | August 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
wat if i lied and said ur a uma spy huh? how would that feel? wat if everybody beleived the lie which im not goin to do really how would that feel
137. loapy 80 | August 14, 2007 at 8:35 pm
your totally a spy
138. Redslurpy1 | August 14, 2007 at 8:58 pm
no i hate uma if i was in uma then ied be in there rankings alright so u to ur wrong and ur lieing just like the last guy u made my friend trun agaisnt me cause u lied both of u i wanted fly as a friend and u made him turn agaisnt me
139. Redslurpy1 | August 15, 2007 at 12:34 am
o ya and i quit this war and cursing stuff is just to bad and im tired off it
140. not givinup | August 15, 2007 at 1:09 am
we should ally with uma
141. Pink Mafias | August 15, 2007 at 1:13 am
i am uma leader and would like to ally whith the golds
142. Gimboid | August 15, 2007 at 11:17 am
YOU ROMANS ARE SO GAY!!!! I BETRAYED YOU ILL NEVER BE GPR AGAIN!!!!!!!
143. Friendly Gimboid | August 15, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Sorry Guys i didnt mean that comment forget it i was going crazy then.
144. greenmaflas | August 15, 2007 at 7:39 pm
ANYBODY HERE
145. lightonboy | August 15, 2007 at 11:19 pm
NO!!!!!! IF THE GOLDS ALLY WITH THE UMA I WILL QUITE THE UMA ARE STUPID ********** THEY MADE FUN OF US THOSE ***** WHY WOULD U WANT TO ALLY WITH THOSE STUPID ******!!!!!!!!!!!
146. lightonboy | August 15, 2007 at 11:20 pm
whats the ***** password for S.I. i keep asking but no one will tell me!!!!!
147. wypep | August 16, 2007 at 12:16 am
sup my hommies we won
148. fly4life | August 16, 2007 at 12:39 am
lets talk bout uma and how much they stink
149. dooootto | August 16, 2007 at 9:46 pm
due lightbut u need to chill seriously ur acting like a homo
150. night stream | August 17, 2007 at 9:20 am
Brownies…
151. Jubug8 Is Depressed | August 17, 2007 at 1:51 pm
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help..
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help
152. chetha95 | August 17, 2007 at 5:08 pm
fly4life good lak
153. chetha95 | August 17, 2007 at 5:09 pm
154. lightonboy | August 18, 2007 at 8:15 am
i feel sorry for u jubug8 if someone hacked my account and erased all my buddies i would be so pissed off!!!!!!!! i will email club pengun and say something about people hacking people who hak accounts should be punished!!!!!! heres a secret i hakd an account lol and it was a member i erased all its buddies lol but i will never hak an account again
155. lightonboy | August 18, 2007 at 8:16 am
now i know haking is badn i will never hak again!!!!!!
156. lightonboy | August 18, 2007 at 8:17 am
wait is haking bad?
157. videogamer57 | August 18, 2007 at 6:24 pm
CAN SANTAS PLZ BE UR ALLIES????????????????
158. Jubug8 Is Banned | August 19, 2007 at 7:14 am
Ugh help me i’m banned help i`ll maybe be on around 4:00 PM maybe around that time,that’s when my banned Expiars but still help me still
159. alllle | August 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm
yo can my army the UPA go to fight in that war and go to upas.wordpress.com
160. alllle | August 20, 2007 at 7:00 pm
and can we be ur allies
161. lightonboy | August 20, 2007 at 7:29 pm
jubug just change ur stupid password
162. Orgulan – Sargeant | August 21, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Hello ppl
163. Okmanok | August 22, 2007 at 1:28 pm
guys wheres belly slide
164. Googlini | August 24, 2007 at 4:44 am
your army is rubbish gpr wil thrash u HAHA
165. lightonboy | August 26, 2007 at 10:36 am
I KNOW PINKMAFIAS PASSWORD!!!
166. http://www.clubpenguin.com | August 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
hello this is a club penguin assistant and we will be banning armys because this game is made for kid to only to safe chat and to talk to the friends please email me at clubpenguin90@clubpenguin.com
167. http://www.clubpenguin.com | August 26, 2007 at 11:00 am
fly4life i will tell my boss to ban u forever if you keep interrupting are system with this disgraceful army
168. fireball208 | August 26, 2007 at 11:02 am
lol lol lol ya fly u better stop with this army LOL!! my email adress isnt real LOL!!!!!!
169. davisabc | August 27, 2007 at 7:57 am
im the one with the uma spirit me davisabc gold wanted to battle me so i went we were in a battle i won i think he wanted to make a movie becuse mario man was wherever the gold and i went
170. Okmanok | August 27, 2007 at 9:15 am
first its my birthday. second wat u posted to UMA posted this three times!!!!!!!! some cant get it thrugh their heads.
171. Alenaroth | August 28, 2007 at 11:06 am
Hey Fireball done any bitchy things lately i bet you have!
172. Wrock Wreck | August 28, 2007 at 4:47 pm
GOLDS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
173. Lainie | August 29, 2007 at 4:58 pm
hi
174. Lainie | August 29, 2007 at 4:59 pm
ummmmmm bye
175. fly 4 life | August 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I QUIT
176. mr woddleman | August 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm
lol
177. mr woddleman | August 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm
IM THE FAKE FLY4LIFE
178. Blaziken584 | August 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
hey um Golds i have something you want!i have 13 websites
ACP UMA CPA UCPA ESF WCPT CPM PMA RFF RHA NACHOS BLK SHEEP and Lil ninjaz if you want that info(it’s all on my site) you have to cut a deal with me! what are you willing to give for my site with all that info on it?
179. Blaziken584 | August 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
oh by the way im GRN ROOSTER
180. lightonboy | August 30, 2007 at 8:06 pm
why are so much people on this site and there not even on the golds~~ this is pathetic
181. iceyfeet1234 | September 1, 2007 at 11:25 am
We got alot of info about Pink Mafias. We have found out that the UMA are the hackers. They said that they had a plan in progress to slow us down, and it worked. But, they said they would stop the plan if any of there allies help us out. So, thats what where going to do. Where telling all of our allies and all of the UMA allies so then the UMA plan will finaly come to an end and we will be ready for Pink Mafias, to take him down. We wont unlock the site yet, because we have to tell are allies first. When we get in contact with our allies and tell them whats happening and when they help us out we will unlock the website.
183. Blaziken584 | September 3, 2007 at 7:30 am
you know what i like you guys you golds wanna be allies of GRN ROOSTER? oh and yea they hacked my account tjya changed my igloo completly and got rid of my money and bought all womens cloths WTF?!!?
184. Blaziken584 | September 7, 2007 at 6:22 pm
uh you there?
185. Cheezepuffz | September 10, 2007 at 6:39 pm
You r so weird u slole dat name from Flie4lifes name so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :(:(:& ha
186. jell | September 10, 2007 at 6:42 pm
um dud, cheeze puffs is rite. u did steeled flie4lifes nam, uncool man. UNCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
187. lightonboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:44 pm
wat starts with f and ends in uck
188. lightonboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:44 pm
FIRETRUCK!!!!!
189. lightonboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:45 pm
cheezepuff and jell your annoying just get the hell off this wordpress
190. PIZZASNEEZE | September 13, 2007 at 9:33 am
FUCK
191. snowrunt555-Sargent | September 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
why does everybody cus
192. mumle678 | September 13, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Hey fly funny pictures anyway how come ur not on that much anymore? u are but not really
193. mumle678 | September 13, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Jeez i had no idea, ppl cuss so much, i never cuss.
194. dooootto | September 14, 2007 at 4:56 am
who the fuck am i i know im a stupid wetard who only enjoys shoving frosted flakes down my pants
195. dooootto | September 14, 2007 at 4:56 am
i wrote that lol
196. Wrock Wreck | September 14, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Dawson Rhodes is Wrock Wreck’s real name P.S.this is Dawson right now
197. Wrock Wreck | September 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Fly awesome pranks
198. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:22 pm
if you guys want some yo momma jokes go to ASK FLY FOR LIFE
199. Plain Not Givingup | September 15, 2007 at 9:25 am
Hey pples watsup just to let u know im not on golds but im friends with fly still so dont try to kick me out of this site
200. Plain Not Givingup | September 15, 2007 at 9:26 am
WOOHOO!
200TH COMMENT YEA IN YALLS FACE
201. gurlmagnet2 | September 15, 2007 at 7:06 pm
MAGNETIME.PICZO.COM
202. Funnny44 | September 16, 2007 at 1:22 pm
CAN U COME ON CHAT FLY?
203. Anonymous | September 16, 2007 at 4:38 pm
can i join golds i want to so bad ill be loyal and fight by your side pluss im an agent so i have ben keeping cp safe plz plz plz plz can i join
204. fly4life | September 16, 2007 at 5:20 pm
yah
205. Wat4 | September 16, 2007 at 8:14 pm
my army is down to 3 soldiers.
the surfers ambushed me everywhere
i cant hold them anymore
they wont make peace with us
The Green Army stil lives barely
help my troopers.
they have blue or green on
Blue=spy
Green=soldier
-Who34 Leader of Green Army
206. jimmy neo | September 18, 2007 at 4:09 am
hey fl4life wat server do you have meetings in
207. jimmy neo | September 18, 2007 at 4:28 am
and fly can you please send me the golds password i really wanna keep in touch my email is seamusshark@hotmail.com thanks
jimmy neo
208. dooootto | September 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm
HEY THAST NOT THE REALL DOOOOTOO
im dooootto!!!!!!! dont listen to that fag im the reall dooootto i DONT shuve frosted flakes down my pants!!!!!
i shuve rice krispeys down my pants!!
209. PIZZASNEEZE | September 18, 2007 at 7:18 pm
yo mamma so dumb she slept with dekota faning
210. PIZZASNEEZE | September 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm
how you like those appels
211. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:05 pm
lol yo momma so lezzy she watch there grandma strip
212. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
~~~ yo momma master~~~
so yet i have gave many people yo momma jokes from my website we ensist that more people will need help i say we should step with the GOLDS!!!!
Sincerely,
yo momma master
427. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Yo mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
~~~yo momma master~~~
now we fight for are yo momma skinny jokes so we to have piece for all the yo momma skinny jokes. we will engarage are stament to the united kindom or the united states.
Sincerely,
yo momma master
428. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
429. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
Sincerely,
yo momma master
430. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
i rote some rases ones but im not going to say them and i just rote the rases ones cuz there funny but trust me im not rases
431. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:32 pm
here are some yo momma such a bitch jokes!! my friend got them from some website
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
Yo mama’s such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream
432. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:48 pm
THIS yo momma joke KILLS all the yo momma jokes!!!!!
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
433. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
LOL now that yo momma joke is the king!!! and guess wat i wrote that yo momma joke!!!
yesterday at my school i said to this one kid who was saying all these yo momma joke so i was like
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
and then everyone started laughing!! so then the kid was like
You suck… your mom does too but she charges.
so then i was like
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
then the kid was like THAT WAS WRONG then i started laughing. lol
434. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm
YO MOMMA JOKES ROCK!!!!!
435. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm
YO DADDY JOKES ARE STEWPID!!!!!
213. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:32 pm
was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans
214. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
i also got one for your dad
yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
donovan your so mental your mom has to clean your shity ass for you!!!
if you have a sister tell her shes a bitchy sluty fuken hore!!!
go cry to your mommy so you dont shit from puting mayinais on your assbrin
next time you go on this website make sure you dont liguify your pants!!!
go to some other website and exprese your feelings on some 6 year old
215. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:34 pm
and becuase your so stupid im probably quessing you dont know wat liguify means!!!
it means you probably already fuked up your Asshole and pissed the hell out of your dick
216. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:39 pm
DONT MESS WITH THE YO MOMMA OR YOUR GONNA GET YO MOMMITIZED!!!
THAST RIGHT
IF ONE OF YOU SAY YO MOMMA JOKE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET YO MOMMITIZED!!!!!!
217. IQ3D | September 20, 2007 at 6:44 am
yo mom so stuiped she sat on the tv and watched the couch ha
218. rvd15 | September 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Yo momma is so stupid she thought everyone in the tv were talking to her. Lol I made that one up! ▐▬▐♣╒«
219. PIZZASNEEZE | September 20, 2007 at 2:55 pm
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monoply jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water yo mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and he is still stuck in her ass
220. yo momma master | September 20, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Yo momma’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma’s so big, they had to take her to school on a semi.
Yo momma’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo momma’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo momma’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
221. yo momma master | September 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm
yo yo wats up homies i have got a big suprise if anyone has a REALLY REALLY GOOD, FUNNY, AND AWSOME YO MOMMA JOKE TELL ME ON THIS WEBSITE AND IF I LIKE THE YO MOMMA JOKE I CAN GIVE YOU 10000 COINS ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
SO GIVE ME SOME YO MOMMA JOKES AND IF I LIKE THEM YOU WILL GET 10000 ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
222. PIZZASNEEZE | September 20, 2007 at 6:13 pm
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monply
jack and jill went up a hill to find a pale of wata your mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and hes still in her ass
223. PIZZASNEEZE | September 20, 2007 at 6:15 pm
yo mamma so dumb she died by starvation in a grocery store o how you like that!
224. yo momma master | September 21, 2007 at 4:10 pm
i like the jack and jill I GOT A JACK AND JILL
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some mariwana jack got high unziped his fly and said, ” you no you wanna!” lol
225. yo momma master | September 21, 2007 at 4:11 pm
i already hurd the one when she got locked in the grocery store
that one is so old
226. yo momma master | September 21, 2007 at 4:21 pm
email me at daniscool92@hotmail.com tell me your password and username for club penguin then i will hack 10000 coins for you AND TRUST ME I WONT BAN YOUR PENGUIN!!
if you dont trust me you can change your password after i get you coins but i NEVER hak penguins im just trying to help penguins and get them coins!!
i can also get you a eyepatch and a rockhopper boarder
WELL I WANT 2 BE IN THE GOLDS ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut the fuck up dont make fun of mill u bitch ass burn in hell and while ur there suck my balls and ill kick ur ass with orgulan dream and me we will beat the living shit out of u so bad u will be dead in hell dickhead and u go to gay strip clubs and instead of micheal jackson rapin u u rape him u gay slut
hello golds, this is Sargent hamsolo 777 of the acp. i was one of the marines who were attacked violently by ur newbs while we were in a battle with some uma goons. just saying hi to my pals.
Yo we’re at war with you guys.We are the Penguin squad! Yes yes i know that were new and all but i could take u down alone! but now i got allies! y allies are blk sheep,RPF, and penguin squad 2.Our enemies are well of course u guys and ACP,and UMA.say goodnight golds! our website is http://www.penguinsquad.com
wat happened 2 the golds they are losing because people are quiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
I Cool Colb is starting an army called The Evil Skelatons. I WILL BE LEADER. I will be on mammoth everyday trying to take over C.P. If you see me, tell me you want to join. The outfit is the skelatons suit and the color black. We will take over C.P. and crush all of the enemy armies like A.C.P.
hey bitches.As you know im the leader of the Penguin Squad and i summond all of you guys for a battle.the battle will be at the cove on monday January 21,2008 on 5:30 and server Freezer.see yall there
The WWE Championship is widely recognized as the most historic championship in sports-entertainment. Dating back to 1963, the WWE Championship was first awarded to Buddy Rogers after he defeated Antonino Rocca in the finals of a tournament in April. Since that time, the biggest names in the business have held the WWE Championship, including Bruno Sammartino, Andre the Giant, Bret Hart, The Rock, Stone Cold and many more.
WWE Championship
CHAMPION DEFEATED LOCATION DATE VIDEO
Buddy Rogers Antonino Rocca Rio de Janeiro 04-29-63
Bruno Sammartino Buddy Rogers New York, NY 05-17-63
Ivan Koloff Bruno Sammartino New York, NY 01-18-71
Pedro Morales Ivan Koloff New York, NY 02-08-71
Stan Stasiak Pedro Morales Philadelphia, PA 12-01-73
Bruno Sammartino Stan Stasiak New York, NY 12-10-73
Superstar Billy Graham Bruno Sammartino Baltimore, MD 04-30-77
Bob Backlund Superstar Billy Graham New York, NY 02-20-78
The Iron Sheik Bob Backlund New York, NY 12-26-83
Hulk Hogan The Iron Sheik New York, NY 01-23-84
Andre the Giant Hulk Hogan Indianapolis, IN 02-05-88
Randy Savage Ted DiBiase Atlantic City, NJ 03-27-88
Hulk Hogan Randy Savage Atlantic City, NJ 04-02-89
Ultimate Warrior Hulk Hogan Toronto, Ontario 04-01-90
Sgt. Slaughter Ultimate Warrior Miami, FL 01-19-91 Watch
Hulk Hogan Sgt. Slaughter Los Angeles, CA 03-24-91 Watch
Undertaker Hulk Hogan Detroit, MI 11-27-91 Watch
Hulk Hogan Undertaker San Antonio, TX 12-03-91 Watch
Ric Flair n/a Albany, NY 01-19-92
Randy Savage Ric Flair Indianapolis, IN 04-05-92 Watch
Ric Flair Randy Savage Hershey, PA 09-01-92
Bret Hart Ric Flair Saskatoon 10-12-92 Watch
Yokozuna Bret Hart Las Vegas, NV 04-04-93 Watch
Hulk Hogan Yokozuna Las Vegas, NV 04-04-93 Watch
Yokozuna Hulk Hogan Dayton, OH 06-13-93 Watch
Bret Hart Yokozuna New York, NY 03-20-94
Bob Backlund Bret Hart San Antonio, TX 11-23-94 Watch
Diesel Bob Backlund New York, NY 11-26-94
Bret Hart Diesel Landover, MD 11-19-95
Shawn Michaels Bret Hart Anaheim, CA 03-31-96
Sid Shawn Michaels New York, NY 11-17-96
Shawn Michaels Sid San Antonio, TX 01-19-97 Watch
Bret Hart Undertaker Chattanooga, TN 02-16-97
Sid Bret Hart Nashville, TN 02-17-97
Undertaker Sid Chicago, IL 03-23-97 Watch
Bret Hart Undertaker East Rutherford, NJ 08-03-97 Watch
Shawn Michaels Bret Hart Montreal, Quebec 11-09-97 Watch
Stone Cold Shawn Michaels Boston, MA 03-29-98
Kane Stone Cold Pittsburgh, PA 06-28-98
Stone Cold Kane Cleveland, OH 06-29-98
The Rock Mankind St. Louis, MO 11-15-98
Mankind The Rock Worcester, MA 01-04-99
The Rock Mankind Anaheim, CA 01-24-99
Mankind The Rock Tucson, AZ 01-31-99
The Rock Mankind Birmingham, AL 02-15-99
Stone Cold The Rock Philadelphia, PA 03-28-99
Undertaker Stone Cold Kansas City, MO 05-23-99
Stone Cold Undertaker Charlotte, NC 06-28-99
Mankind Stone Cold Minneapolis, MN 08-22-99
Triple H Mankind Ames, IA 08-23-99
Mr. McMahon Triple H Las Vegas, NV 09-16-99
Triple H n/a Charlotte, NC 09-26-99
Big Show Triple H Detroit, MI 11-14-99
Triple H Big Show Miami, FL 01-03-00
The Rock Triple H Washington, DC 04-30-00
Triple H The Rock Louisville, KY 05-21-00
The Rock Triple H Boston, MA 06-25-00
Kurt Angle The Rock Albany, NY 10-22-00
The Rock Kurt Angle Las Vegas, NV 02-25-01
Stone Cold The Rock Houston, TX 04-01-01
Kurt Angle Stone Cold Pittsburgh, PA 09-23-01
Stone Cold Kurt Angle Inianapolis, IN 10-08-01
Chris Jericho Stone Cold San Diego, CA 12-09-01
Triple H Chris Jericho Toronto, Ontario 03-17-02
Hulk Hogan Triple H Kansas City, MO 04-21-02
Undertaker Hulk Hogan Nashville, TN 05-19-02 Watch
The Rock Undertaker Detroit, MI 07-21-02 Watch
Brock Lesnar The Rock Uniondale, NY 08-25-02
Big Show Brock Lesnar New York, NY 11-17-02
Kurt Angle Big Show Fort Lauderdale, FL 12-15-02
Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle Seattle, WA 03-30-03
Kurt Angle Brock Lesnar Denver, CO 07-27-03
Brock Lesnar Kurt Angle Raleigh, NC 09-18-03 Watch
Eddie Guerrero Brock Lesnar San Francisco, CA 02-15-04
JBL Eddie Guerrero Norfolk, VA 06-27-04
John Cena JBL Los Angeles, CA 04-03-05
Edge John Cena Albany, NY 01-08-06
John Cena Edge Miami, FL 01-29-06
Rob Van Dam John Cena New York, NY 06-11-06
Edge RVD & John Cena Philadelphia, PA 07-03-06
John Cena Edge Toronto, Ontario 09-17-06
Randy Orton n/a Chicago, IL 10-07-07
Triple H Randy Orton Chicago, IL 10-07-07
Randy Orton Triple H Chicago, IL 10-07-07
Hello this is not a join comment but i am asking you to join me in the club penguin tournament where we will find the best army. i hope you decide to join. (this is not my real email)
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guys im not a m ember as of now it will be renewed soon i not lying
guys ill do a impersonation of fireball
bye im fireball im sooo retarted i rode a coyote for a kiddy ride when the ride was over i lost over 19 body parts including my legs so it was hard to crawl with my face.so im a little freak a nature who thinks “Yo Mama” insults are complements but the tip im trying to break my record of eating one jelly bean smaller then a millameter not many people would attempt this but im brave!!! (Laugh Now) Fourtunately (not for us) he died of plainly just
eating that jelly bean so he will be remembered as the gay fag he is and was The End
haha so whats up?
ah not much
im just bored half the time
GOLDS RULE FIREBALL DROOLS!
Hey johan
who is the new co general
we dont know yet
fly4life you SON OF THE BITCH! YOU FUCKER!
Ok whoever framed him is gonna get a hamster bite! AND IF YOU DONT SHOW! I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!KILL YOU!|
Why are u cursing at me lol
YOU WROTE THAT LINOONE YOU ASSHOLE.IM FIREING YOU!
fly for a songspot thing get a song by Buckethead
YOUR A LIER YOU PROBALY WROTE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW DARE YOU FLY!!!!!!!!!!
go to my website fly at http://www.freewebz.com/linoone17
and you will see how much i like you as a friend!
actually fly thats impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CANT REPORT ME!
or fire me!
ACTUALLY IT IS POSSIBLE HE IS A LEADER so u cant tell him if he can or not dude ur not even a commander so we dont have to listen to
huh? im confused? what happened?
Linoone is yelling at fly and he said that Linooneis fired and Linoone said he cant fire him
WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY ARMY!
IT CALL THE HWA
IT STANDS FOR HAMSTERS/WOLFS ARMY.
WE BIT PEOPLES HEADS OFF!
hmm i mite
say 111 to join the HWA!
syk
who the hell would want to join ur army u wil regret for quiting golds
i guarentee it
Linoone I know you wrote that.On the time things it said it was one minute after it.Im not a dumbshit like you linnone.
WHO THE HELL WROTE THT THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM JOINING UR ARMY LINOON
EVERYONE PLZ CALL ME MR GAY RETARD GUY CAUSE I AM
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!AND I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IHNGIFJGKEFHBFHJGBHJ
bitch
O!
who you calling a bitch fucker!
I THINK HES CALLING YOU A BITCH. IDIOT
im a boy SO I CAN I BEE A BITCH!
Stwop thwe nwonscence! Pwease not gwivingup nwo vwiolence. its scawry two mwe. STWOP IT? pwease!
hey linoon
ur a bitch
whatever
YO YO YO PEOPLE TALK
fine you dont want me to join fine ill stay out of this website
fly i didnt cus at u that wasnt me my name doesnt show up as taylorfan
it was a inpersonator
from the real taylorfan
Yess!!!!!! I got my new ebay account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
wootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwowwootoototwootwootwoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who watched simpsons movie!!!!
anyone here
Come here theres only 5 mods and we have for now ok this is http://xatech.com/chat/room/10266119/ also roken hopper army want to be allies
Join my army!
The Firefighters!(CPFF)
no one an beet my reocrd
Golds members you can never give up
Thats wat the moderators want us to do
and for those of u who have quit FUCK U YA BUNCH OF NIGER PORCH MONKEYS
U can al go and play with fireball if u want i dont care
But when the wars are back on and u want to join… NO FUCK U
U already had ur chance so go fuck urselves PUSSEYS
That means u Jubug8 and all u other MOTHER FUCKERS WHO QUIT SO GET OFF THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fireball just get off the site ur making the site suck cos ur names all in it!
o yea and fly tell me the p word plz i need to c the events
yea i think bovic just said it freaklin all! im serious you gayfers are gonna wine you freakin weiners off wanting to freakin come back after we beat all club penguin freakin armies! all you freakin jerks gay fgs like you fire i suc balls and dont waist your time fire i suc balls cos all ur life is is a peice of my crap that i left 40 days in the freakin john! so you freakin jerks who quit the freakin golds SUCK ON THAT!
THNX TO BOVIC R ALLIANCE IS DONE UAM FOREVER
war aty dojo mammoth usa weretearin uma crappin up!
I want to join the golds
WAR AT DOJO ON MAMMOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. You wont believe wat happened about ten minutes ago. I was whatching my older brother Heath on club penguin his penguin name is Crayon 401. Well i was whatching him on there with my cousin Trey, Penguin Name:(7 Gameboy 7) And then Heath (Crayon 401) saw fireball. So i told my brother Heath (Crayon 401) to banned him because he is wanted on the Golds web site. So everyone was crowding around fireball saying he was a jerk and that they hated fireball. So fireball is banned thanks to my brother who banned him. So please mention my brother Heath Penguin name:Crayon 401 in alot of your posts cos me heath and my cousin trey tracked him down.
Thank You,
Sincerly,
Shnseymour-Shane Seymour
WAZZZZZUP today was a great day for me!!
I OFFICIALLY BECAME A GOLD BOUNTY HUNTER!
fly wont fuken lets me be a sniper im mean seriously hes being a dumb ass with it!!!!
I QUIT!!
i really do quit
Lightonboy why would you want to be a sniper when your a bounty hunter you got in one of the best rankings?!
ALSO apoligize to fly right now he didnt deserve to be yelled at just because of some ranking problem!
sireously i mean you just made fly quit. Gosh all it is is rankings!
i know isnt Lighton boy a loser?
fly shouldnt act like a freekin 5 year old!!!!!!
if you want me to quite i will quite i dont give a shit about this!!!!
and is fly like some god you bow down to do you like worship him
CAN I JOIN
MY BROTHER CANT STOP CRYING !!!!!! HIS STEWPID HAMMSTER DIED!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF YOUR HAN=MSTER DIES THEY HAVE NO SOULS~
ATLEAST MY CAT IS STILL ALIVE
hey lightnon or wateva yodu probably be crying and crappign ur freaking pants when ur cat dies so wat now!
thecrapass you where right on that one ! but if u had a cat and it dies you would do the same thing~!!!
learn how to spell bitch face!
would you like a nice cup of tea or a nice cup of shut the **** up
hey dooodo why dont you go play hife and shut the fuck up!
No i dont like cats all that much ther e pains ohh yeah. your face looks liek one of ur cats hairballs and ohh yeah its called im langauge dumb ass
dhy did dooodo just in sult himself
fuck you and the hole you came out of !!!!
ok you came out of a whole in the ground called hell. jeez fucken idiot!!!
ok dont talk about hell!!!!!
im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
who me dooootto
let me join
thecheggas stop fighting its really annoying ~!!!
ya seriously its annoying
ya seriously its annoying thehuaggas im kinda done fighting
or am i!
someone make a new army with me
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gay
gaygay
gaygaygay
gaygaygaygay
gaygaygay
gaygay
gay
aka stop with the pattern
lol parker check it out fly figured out that im dushboy i called him gay!! lol!!!!
fine lightnong truce?
fine theshitass i guess im done fighting it is kinda annoying
your lighton sounds like a little kids stomach grumblong. alright im done
i like u. u remind me when i was young and stupid
yeah and you still are. except for now ur 34 and living in ur mothers basement.
thats u in the future
how do u know
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VOTE FOR ME GUYS IM COUNTING ON YOU!!!
http://nintendozoneclubpenguin.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/nickpoochs-penguin-poll/#comments
idk i was going to vote for oagalthorp again lol. jk
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ummmm wat
u herd me pepsichuggas
no i didnt and were not just pepsichuggers duh
hurry to mammtoth the dojo huge war
yeah right UMA or CPC
Fly and bovic r deleting the cuss words on this
Is it true That GGS Are allies With Golds. Im just making sure.
Thanks
Jbl44s Out
Yes I am deleting all comments with bad words
OAGOLTHORP IS AT THE DOJO OMG!
im quiting golds and going to acp. srry guys bye
Trader! i thought you were my friend.
there im here
fly im still ur friend. and fly did u delete me from ur buddy list? well acp is bigger and look aty there attack at nachos go here: acparmyofclubpenguin.com to see how big there army is. But when i see yall in danger i will help.
Shnseymour
whats the S.I password
hi?
can i join?
helloooooooo
i’m not a member on clubpenguin but i’m not a noob
never mind
fly hates my butt off
im acp nand gold im both
whats the si password?
fly y did u think i was uma at the war today today i was just helping rpf not uma rpf has same uniform except the penguin is blue or black so dont think im uma and golds rocks!
ur a spy
i can tell.
and thats the worse excuse ever
uma is the worst im not a spy u dont no wat ur talkin about alright i didnt evenn no there was a uma when i was joining armys so dont think im uma and dont think ima spy!
wat if i lied and said ur a uma spy huh? how would that feel? wat if everybody beleived the lie which im not goin to do really how would that feel
your totally a spy
no i hate uma if i was in uma then ied be in there rankings alright so u to ur wrong and ur lieing just like the last guy u made my friend trun agaisnt me cause u lied both of u i wanted fly as a friend and u made him turn agaisnt me
o ya and i quit this war and cursing stuff is just to bad and im tired off it
we should ally with uma
i am uma leader and would like to ally whith the golds
YOU ROMANS ARE SO GAY!!!! I BETRAYED YOU ILL NEVER BE GPR AGAIN!!!!!!!
Sorry Guys i didnt mean that comment forget it i was going crazy then.
ANYBODY HERE
NO!!!!!! IF THE GOLDS ALLY WITH THE UMA I WILL QUITE THE UMA ARE STUPID ********** THEY MADE FUN OF US THOSE ***** WHY WOULD U WANT TO ALLY WITH THOSE STUPID ******!!!!!!!!!!!
whats the ***** password for S.I. i keep asking but no one will tell me!!!!!
sup my hommies we won
lets talk bout uma and how much they stink
due lightbut u need to chill seriously ur acting like a homo
Brownies…
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help..
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help
fly4life good lak
8)
i feel sorry for u jubug8 if someone hacked my account and erased all my buddies i would be so pissed off!!!!!!!! i will email club pengun and say something about people hacking people who hak accounts should be punished!!!!!! heres a secret i hakd an account lol and it was a member i erased all its buddies lol but i will never hak an account again
now i know haking is badn i will never hak again!!!!!!
wait is haking bad?
CAN SANTAS PLZ BE UR ALLIES????????????????
Ugh help me i’m banned help i`ll maybe be on around 4:00 PM maybe around that time,that’s when my banned Expiars but still help me still
yo can my army the UPA go to fight in that war and go to upas.wordpress.com
and can we be ur allies
jubug just change ur stupid password
Hello ppl
guys wheres belly slide
your army is rubbish gpr wil thrash u HAHA
I KNOW PINKMAFIAS PASSWORD!!!
hello this is a club penguin assistant and we will be banning armys because this game is made for kid to only to safe chat and to talk to the friends please email me at clubpenguin90@clubpenguin.com
fly4life i will tell my boss to ban u forever if you keep interrupting are system with this disgraceful army
lol lol lol ya fly u better stop with this army LOL!! my email adress isnt real LOL!!!!!!
im the one with the uma spirit me davisabc gold wanted to battle me so i went we were in a battle i won i think he wanted to make a movie becuse mario man was wherever the gold and i went
first its my birthday. second wat u posted to UMA posted this three times!!!!!!!! some cant get it thrugh their heads.
Hey Fireball done any bitchy things lately i bet you have!
GOLDS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi
ummmmmm bye
I QUIT
lol
IM THE FAKE FLY4LIFE
hey um Golds i have something you want!i have 13 websites
ACP UMA CPA UCPA ESF WCPT CPM PMA RFF RHA NACHOS BLK SHEEP and Lil ninjaz if you want that info(it’s all on my site) you have to cut a deal with me! what are you willing to give for my site with all that info on it?
oh by the way im GRN ROOSTER
why are so much people on this site and there not even on the golds~~ this is pathetic
We got alot of info about Pink Mafias. We have found out that the UMA are the hackers. They said that they had a plan in progress to slow us down, and it worked. But, they said they would stop the plan if any of there allies help us out. So, thats what where going to do. Where telling all of our allies and all of the UMA allies so then the UMA plan will finaly come to an end and we will be ready for Pink Mafias, to take him down. We wont unlock the site yet, because we have to tell are allies first. When we get in contact with our allies and tell them whats happening and when they help us out we will unlock the website.
http://www.Cpcarmyrulez.wordpress.com
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you know what i like you guys you golds wanna be allies of GRN ROOSTER? oh and yea they hacked my account tjya changed my igloo completly and got rid of my money and bought all womens cloths WTF?!!?
uh you there?
You r so weird u slole dat name from Flie4lifes name so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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um dud, cheeze puffs is rite. u did steeled flie4lifes nam, uncool man. UNCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat starts with f and ends in uck
FIRETRUCK!!!!!
cheezepuff and jell your annoying just get the hell off this wordpress
FUCK
why does everybody cus
Hey fly funny pictures anyway how come ur not on that much anymore? u are but not really
Jeez i had no idea, ppl cuss so much, i never cuss.
who the fuck am i i know im a stupid wetard who only enjoys shoving frosted flakes down my pants
i wrote that lol
Dawson Rhodes is Wrock Wreck’s real name P.S.this is Dawson right now
Fly awesome pranks
if you guys want some yo momma jokes go to ASK FLY FOR LIFE
Hey pples watsup just to let u know im not on golds but im friends with fly still so dont try to kick me out of this site
WOOHOO!
200TH COMMENT YEA IN YALLS FACE
MAGNETIME.PICZO.COM
CAN U COME ON CHAT FLY?
can i join golds i want to so bad ill be loyal and fight by your side pluss im an agent so i have ben keeping cp safe plz plz plz plz can i join
yah
my army is down to 3 soldiers.
the surfers ambushed me everywhere
i cant hold them anymore
they wont make peace with us
The Green Army stil lives barely
help my troopers.
they have blue or green on
Blue=spy
Green=soldier
-Who34 Leader of Green Army
hey fl4life wat server do you have meetings in
and fly can you please send me the golds password i really wanna keep in touch my email is seamusshark@hotmail.com thanks
jimmy neo
HEY THAST NOT THE REALL DOOOOTOO
im dooootto!!!!!!! dont listen to that fag im the reall dooootto i DONT shuve frosted flakes down my pants!!!!!
i shuve rice krispeys down my pants!!
yo mamma so dumb she slept with dekota faning
how you like those appels
lol yo momma so lezzy she watch there grandma strip
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
~~~ yo momma master~~~
so yet i have gave many people yo momma jokes from my website we ensist that more people will need help i say we should step with the GOLDS!!!!
Sincerely,
yo momma master
427. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Yo mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
~~~yo momma master~~~
now we fight for are yo momma skinny jokes so we to have piece for all the yo momma skinny jokes. we will engarage are stament to the united kindom or the united states.
Sincerely,
yo momma master
428. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
429. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
Sincerely,
yo momma master
430. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
i rote some rases ones but im not going to say them and i just rote the rases ones cuz there funny but trust me im not rases
431. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:32 pm
here are some yo momma such a bitch jokes!! my friend got them from some website
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
Yo mama’s such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream
432. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:48 pm
THIS yo momma joke KILLS all the yo momma jokes!!!!!
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
433. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
LOL now that yo momma joke is the king!!! and guess wat i wrote that yo momma joke!!!
yesterday at my school i said to this one kid who was saying all these yo momma joke so i was like
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
and then everyone started laughing!! so then the kid was like
You suck… your mom does too but she charges.
so then i was like
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
then the kid was like THAT WAS WRONG then i started laughing. lol
434. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm
YO MOMMA JOKES ROCK!!!!!
435. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm
YO DADDY JOKES ARE STEWPID!!!!!
was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
i also got one for your dad
yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
donovan your so mental your mom has to clean your shity ass for you!!!
if you have a sister tell her shes a bitchy sluty fuken hore!!!
go cry to your mommy so you dont shit from puting mayinais on your assbrin
next time you go on this website make sure you dont liguify your pants!!!
go to some other website and exprese your feelings on some 6 year old
and becuase your so stupid im probably quessing you dont know wat liguify means!!!
it means you probably already fuked up your Asshole and pissed the hell out of your dick
DONT MESS WITH THE YO MOMMA OR YOUR GONNA GET YO MOMMITIZED!!!
THAST RIGHT
IF ONE OF YOU SAY YO MOMMA JOKE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET YO MOMMITIZED!!!!!!
yo mom so stuiped she sat on the tv and watched the couch ha
Yo momma is so stupid she thought everyone in the tv were talking to her. Lol I made that one up! ▐▬▐♣╒«
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monoply jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water yo mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and he is still stuck in her ass
Yo momma’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma’s so big, they had to take her to school on a semi.
Yo momma’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo momma’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo momma’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
yo yo wats up homies i have got a big suprise if anyone has a REALLY REALLY GOOD, FUNNY, AND AWSOME YO MOMMA JOKE TELL ME ON THIS WEBSITE AND IF I LIKE THE YO MOMMA JOKE I CAN GIVE YOU 10000 COINS ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
SO GIVE ME SOME YO MOMMA JOKES AND IF I LIKE THEM YOU WILL GET 10000 ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monply
jack and jill went up a hill to find a pale of wata your mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and hes still in her ass
yo mamma so dumb she died by starvation in a grocery store o how you like that!
i like the jack and jill I GOT A JACK AND JILL
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some mariwana jack got high unziped his fly and said, ” you no you wanna!” lol
i already hurd the one when she got locked in the grocery store
that one is so old
email me at daniscool92@hotmail.com tell me your password and username for club penguin then i will hack 10000 coins for you AND TRUST ME I WONT BAN YOUR PENGUIN!!
if you dont trust me you can change your password after i get you coins but i NEVER hak penguins im just trying to help penguins and get them coins!!
i can also get you a eyepatch and a rockhopper boarder
AND ONLY PIZZASNEEZE GETS 10000 COINS BECUASE HE HAD A REALLY FUNNY JACK AND JILL YO MOMM JOKE
GOOD JOB PIZZASNEEZE !!!
thax!
PIZZASNEEZE EMAIL ME AT daniscool92@hotmail.com
other yo momma master i got a yo momma joke for you!!!!
yo momma’s shit so big she craped on the floor and their was a huge shit puddle!! then someone sliped on the shit and said,” Yum! Shitolate!! Then he made a Shitolate sunday out of it!! he ate it and said,” Yum! Shitolate!! Then someone said,” can i have some Shitolate?? The guy said,” Sure you can!! Then some other lady came up and asked if she can have some Shitolate. Then everyone was eating yo momma’s Shitolate!! and thats how yo momma’s Shitolate was invented!!
Dear Yo momma’s Shitolate,
i have been saving up money to bye a sunday Shitolate. I wonder how it taste like!! ( if you guys wanna no how Shitolate taste like email me at daniscool92@hotmail.com) i am looking forward to go to the place where Shitolate was invented im sure its a turrific place!!!
sincerely,
~~ yo momma master ~~
P.S. you should make peeolate!! just pee on the floor!!
yo u suck!!!!!!
MILL4LIFE YOUR ACTING RETARTED AND SO IS FLY OK SHUT UP ABOUT YPA SHUT UP K U GUYS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY OK GOLDS SUCK BALLS GOLDS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea u guys suck we r gunna beat the crap outa u losers
pizzasneeze you stupid dumbass your not getting 10000 coins BECUASE you siad golds are stupid!!!!
i hope you burn in hell you sunavabitch!!!!
we have all and for this part is that we cuoperate with this expirence so we can be like UMA and for all those fucken asses who said USA didnt do anything in WWII you gave niggas and for wat so we can cuz at this stupid bitch from orulando its just like puking from swollowing pennys your sassys’ in the NEW YORK army so you all jermans have to say it or ous beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~ yo momma master ~~~~~
Hey Mill i met u and ur AWESOME i asked to be ur buddy but u didnt respond Y?
P.S. I got banned for 71 hours for being Rockhopper
SHUT UP YO MOMMA MASTER U SUCK!!!!!!!
ITS NOT JUST MOMMA MASTER THE GOLDS SUCK TOO
Hello Mill4Life,Fly4Life(GeneralBeaks) or Bovic or Johanwillfir.This is Ninja32 and Dan1034 and Army Dx speaking.All three of us made an army called CPA.We would love to be allies with you guys.Please visit our site it’s http://dan1034.wordpress.com.
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oops my bad
hey yo mamma master you a dumass i said golds suck because they do and i dont give a crap about the 10000 coins because you whould have banned me anyway so you a retaredted son of a bitch
GOLDS ARE POZERS AND MILL4LIFE IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN GOLDS
yea soooooo right!!!!!!!
HEY YPA YOU WILL GET YOUR ASSES KICKED.I WAS TOLD BY MY MOTHER THAT IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A NAME LIKE STUPID THAN YOUR STUPID SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mill or Fly please visit http://dan1034.wordpress.com
Be allies with CPA(CLUB PENGUIN ARMY)
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lol his mother told him that hahahaha go ask your mommy why your so gay
pizzasneeze go suck ya moms dick iu bet you already had sex with her!
is that all you can say im a dumbass aww im gonna go cry to my mommy! burn in hell you bitchy childidh shit ass
and for all those fat as nigas who said golds suck youi can suck the hair out my ass
OK YO MAMMA MASTER… YOU PROBLEY SUCK YOU UNCLES HARIY DICK OK SO JUST GO FUCK YOUR GRANDPA O MY BAD YOU ALREADY DID 78 TIMES!
AND DAN YPA IS BETTA THAN YOULL EVA BE SO GO FUCK YOU SELF O YEA YOUR SO GAY YOU FUCKED 20 GUYS AT THE SAME TIME AND THEN YOU MAKE BABIES
YO MAMMA MASTER GIRLS DONT HAVE DICKS RETARD
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you dont get the joke dushbag!! your mom is your dad!! so your mom thats a guy has a dick!! and stop copieying my jokes the comeback you said was almost the same as mine
and i dont care what the hell you said cuz it means nothin
so go fuck your dickyass
ok golds suck balls so im not going on this site any more so go fuck your sister and go fuck your tv then make babies then your dushbag of a dad has no dick and made babies with himself
PIZZASNEEZE U GOT FUCK UR FAMILY U DUCHBAG . OH YEAH GO MAKE BABIES WITH URSELF U DUSH
ur army is a bunch of pozers u start off as gold and now your sayin that your the “official yellow penguins” we invented our yellow uniform which is nothing like yours u guys just dont want ppl to know that u are the pozers
PIZZASNEEZE JUST GO KILL YOURSELF THERE NO PERPOSE FOR YOU TO BE LIVING ON THIS EARTH
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME SO WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU YOUR A DUSHASSNIGGER LIVING IN A SUBWAY DUMSTER
YOUR HOMO SEXUAL MOM LEFT YOU IN A BOMING TERRIST SOCIEDY FOR YOU SO YOU CAN FUCK YA SELF
TELL YOUR FUCKED UP AHLCOHALIC DAD TO TAKE YOU TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL
AND YOU SHOULD GET THE HELL OF THIS SITE BEFORE YOU EMBARRES YOURSELF
YOUR MOM PROBABLY HAD SEX THREE TIMES WITH YOUR 3 DADS
YOU PROBABLY DONT EVEN HAVE A DAD CUZ YOUR A GAY ASS FAGGOT LOSER
lol yo momma master wut a loser he makes no sence i bet hes like 8 years old, i cant wait untill his parents finally put him up for adoption
lol ya i know! hes probably gonna be adopted by some retarded white trash mom thats probably gonna melest him and have sex with him
hi orgulan
Golds i made an army UAPC (United Army of ClubPenguin) i want to be allies with u so reply yes or no
P.s.srry for quiting i jusr dont like cuss words
p.s.s.plz be allies thanks
p.s.s.s. i like chocolate milk
yo momma master ur retarted i was talkin about u dumass
GOLDS ARE GAY POZERS
yo mamma master if u email me one more time im gunna call the cops so pce out
yomamma master i should call the cops right now but your to much of a wimp o yea atleast i have a dad you have a homo sexuel mom she likes to licks penut butter off your butthole and then she married herself and your dad is your brother
and mill or fly plz block yo mamma master from the site he is such a gay whore
YPA are fags golds are way older
golds are gay homos who cant think of their own uniforms so they steal other ppls
MY BRO ROTE THAT NOT ME
YPA can suck the hair off my balls
i dont need you yparules your a fucken 12 year old who has no life why should i care wat the hell you say
and like i believe you can call the cops. you probably dont even no the number and wat the hell are you gonna say to the cops
that you where being ufennded by me? there gonna say shut the fuck up you dick head if you have issues go tell it to your shity ass bitchy sluty whore mom to care for you and your stewpid childish problems
so you go shut the fuck up and go cry in a corner
and why would the GOLDS kick me off this site?
your the one whos bitching about the GOLDS and how jealous you are of them~~~~~ they can CRUSH your fucked up piece of shit army
go yo mamma!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!YOU SUCK
yo momma u idiot the golds are jelous of us thats why they are sayin we stole their uniform even when they stole ours and by the way u guys are lucky i could have had your gay site shut down but i replied to the wordpress site report shut down confirmation not to shut down your site just so u guys could be in the gpr war. dont think we still cant shut down ur site cuz it wont be hard just 2 more reports to the wordpress staff and ur site is outa here.
dont piss us off or ur done
-DUGES, SAVIOR OF THE GOLDS
DUDE U ARE FUCKING 2 MONTHS OLD MAYBE AND WE ARE FUCKING OLDER THAN YOU PUSSY FAGGETS,GO FUCK YOURSELF AND IF I SEE U TOMORROW I WILL HACK UR ACCOUNT AND BAN YOU
i understand yparocks your even more jealous!!
just becuase your so jealous an stupid doesnt mean you can shut down this wordpress!
the golds are more older then your stupid ass faggot penguin
i can call club penguin on my cell phone cuz i know the number and i will just say to bann you penguin becuase you where cussin on it
you stand no chance for the golds if any GOLD sees you they can stick a knife down your throte PENGUIN STYLE!!
lol the golds think they r kool hahaha
dude the golds suckk sooo bad ypa is the best army eva
ok golds how about we have a war next weekend saturday 11 club penguin time ok the losers have too shut there site down!
fuck ypa u suck we will kick ur fucking ass
ok guys im the yo momma master ( lightonboy )
and thats not the real fly!!!!
fly would never say that and it doesnt have a picture of him on the right!!
aww ypa you cant even comeback me you loser loser loser
and why would we want to have WAR with you on saturday we already know that GOLDS will crush your gay army by the end of the war your faced would be crushed into pieces bleeding on your blanky so go fuck your self
you think your shity army can beat anyone psh!!
you cant even beat THE TOYSTORY ARMY!!
can i be a gold and generalbeak friend also mill4life
golds are gay
they suck crazy butthole
haha u retards missed the war
shut up u fuckin retard get of the weebsite u ass hloe
UMA HAS BETRAYED US THEY ALLIE WITH GPR
golds r so gay they have sex with your brothers and you guuys cant even beat a puffle in a war i bet he whould make u guys retreat and then he will eat your leader yeah im talking about that fucker whats his name o yea big gay fucker
o my bad his name is big gay retardted penus but you guys are still fuckes so go eat your own dicks
dude just stop saying sexual stuff about us
we dont fuken care wat the fuck you say about us
and you think this stuff ufends us???
lol ya right we dont care wat the fuck you say so just shut your fuken mouth up
if i could i would shuve a knife down your throte right now and you would be dead ass hell
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRING IT!!
im a fuken loser who sucks peoples hair of there balls! and i like to watch my grandma strip!!
shes so sexy and hot and spicy lol
im trying to get a membership but my mom wont let me becuase you have to pay money!! i really want a free member account -please please please can you get me a membership account for free!! i am begging my mom but she wont let me becuase you have to pay free money!! just please you guys get alot of money from memberships so can you cut me out a little im begging becuase i want to expirence it i have never been a member and i really wnat to get clothes and decorate my igloo! it will be a blast and ill play club penguin almost forever lol. all of my friends are on mammoth and i really wnat to get on mammoth but its always full! and i asked my mom that i wanted to be with my friends on mammoth but she still wont pay 60 dollars and im broke! please get me a membership. please please please
i love club penguin!!
club penguin rocks!
im trying to get a membership but my mom wont let me becuase you have to pay money!! i really want a free member account please please please can you get me a membership account for free!! i am begim trying to get a membership but my mom wont let me becuase you have to pay money!! i really want a free member account -please please please can you get me a membership account for free!! i am begging my mom but she wont let me becuase you have to pay free money!! just please you guys get alot of money from memberships so can you cut me out a little im begging becuase i want to expirence it i have never been a member and i really wnat to get clothes and decorate my igloo! it will be a blast and ill play club penguin almost forever lol. all of my friends are on mammoth and i really wnat to get on mammoth but its always full! and i asked my mom that i wanted to be with my friends on mammoth but she still wont pay 60 dollars and im broke! please get me a membership. please please please
i love club penguin!!
club penguin rocks!
can i join? im yamiyuends and im 456 years olds
ok you can join
where are you fly i have not seen you lately
300th comment YAY
yo fly what can my non member sister where
how do you join
can I join my penguin is 65
do u have a war vs the nachos today and tommow
yo
golds suck quit their army
ya right
yo ya on crack man this is da shit man your trippin man yall trippin get me sum cigz and some cocain and ill shit up smoking mariana you guys gotta get some vadka man!!
i got 20 packs of bomb man!!
you guys got any wisky?
o shit my bro just snorted some weed!!
o shit look at all that pot!!!
i got to get some pot!!
you guys like weed
weed da shit man!!
don’t say bad words ganster bad word and yparpcks
guys i love to strip my dad hes soooo hot i also like to hump my grandpop hes so gay with me my mom loves to have sex with me and my brother at the same time then she licks my grandmoms tits and my grandmom licks her tits
lol mill i dident think you were that gay!!!
thats not the real mill! That guys just framing mill
pizzasneeze thats not mill you jackass!!!
thats just you stupid gay ass wipe!!
you think where that stupid??
look at the time mill said that at 3:36 and you said a comment a minute after him at 3:37
stupid shit face
yo wats you fucken niggers!!
yo thats white shite man white shit all over!!
my mom digs ya ffn dick ass layer up all ya niggas ass??
go shit me a fuken donut i stick up ya fucken ass pizzasneeze!!
yall gay homesucualety talking bout sexual stuff yo fucken niggas need some weed get yea high man it all come you down!!
man i need some cigz
O CRAP i still got some cocain
brakeatoss!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~!!!!!! ructaso~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~!!!!!!~~~~~ lasonius~~~~~!!!!!!!!
eww i ddnt know that the golds were full of gay ppl…
lol yea
311. Mill4life | October 7, 2007 at 3:36 pm
guys i love to strip my dad hes soooo hot i also like to hump my grandpop hes so gay with me my mom loves to have sex with me and my brother at the same time then she licks my grandmoms tits and my grandmom licks her tits
-That is wrong dude… keep it to yourself…
oi how kool was that army this morning it was so kool me and jimmy neo were killing the ppl hahahahahahhahahahahahha!
sucked in
wat the hell auzins we werent killin people i didnt even see you there dum dum
FUCK YOU ALL
golds suck my dick johnwillfir
johnwillfir who did you have sex with yo mama
LOL at all motherfucking crap headed bitching GOLDS
ASS HOLES YOU PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN IN MY
ARMY
yo johnwillfir yo mama so stupid she thinks paper grows
on your dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM A MEMBER AND IM 278 DAYS OLD AND ONCE JOINED THE CPAF AND THE RPF
SHUT THE FUCK UP BICTH AT LEAST HE HAS I LIFE UNLIKE U U SUCK UR HUSBANDS BALLS U GAYBO GO TO HELL JONWILLFIR AND GENERALBEAKS ARE THE BEST LEADERS SO GO GET A FUCKIN LIFE ASSHOLE
WAIT I FORGOT TO TELL U IM ONLY TEN WICTH MEANS THAT U JUST GOT SERVED BY A TEN YEAR OLD GAYBO
omg i went to strangers house im his friend in real life and his realy gay i saw his mom having sex with his husband and no condem ughhhhhhhhhh and he makes out
im not supprised alot of ppl on this site are gay (mill4life)
hi ppls
hi…are u a golds member? if u are u should quit
im golds member and u sould shut the fuck up asshole
fuck off people who fucks their mums
u mean everyone in the golds?
no i mean people who are swearing
i missed the party sorry frownsbut will you be having a cristmas party if so ill be there
whats up with your swaering don’t u know that little kids go on here.
hahahaha the golds admited that they posed off of the YPA and they took our uniform!
fuck u golds we have more members and views then you guys and our penguin have been on CP longer than u guys dont lie about us on your site losers
and u guys are the ones in the first place that said we stole ur uniform
AND i could have shut down your site a while ago but i ddnt so you guys should help us not lie about us
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They are not lying.
fly we are not in a truce anymore cuz one of ur retarted members banned me from chat.
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A member can’t ban u from the chat retard. LOL!!!
dumb shit a member ddnt ban me
yparocks your just skrewing your self up.
just get the fuck off this site
wat do you wnat from us??
your just really jelaous and you keep coming to this sight to think that we will be uffended by your other stupid commenets
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i always thought that peanut butter tasted good but it actually taste like a camals crap well from this point we all no wat camal crap looks like so that wat peanut butter looks like and camal crap looks like YPA ARMY UNIFORM~~~~~~!!!!!!!
i always thought that pancakes tasted like crap but when i tasted pancakes it made me feel good and special and cool and shiny sparkling GOLD and thats how the GOLDS uniform looks like!
do u see a difference????? or are you just mentaly retarded?????
GO SNORT SOME WEED YOU BITCH!
Damn these guys are gayer and even more jelous of us than i thought….thats called obsessed ^^^^
hey snow runt
flys awesome aint he
where are you snow runt
im realy mad
ok golds really u should delete the cursing from your site its really gay
shut the fuck up pizzasneeze i will curse all i wait mutherfuckin duishbag
can i join please?
you shouldnt be swearing assholes oooppss
yparocks is speechless
haha i put is ass where his mouth should be!!
wat a jack ass!!!!
orgulan u the man
hi im co general r3sdsock
can i please be co general i am so mad r3dsock got to be it because hes my best friend and i realy need the co general job all im asking is to be co general if you make me one i will never ask it again bye r3dsock frowns
okay now ur never on, jeez is anyone ever on? My birthdays tomorrow and i was hoping to have a party but nvm.
Hey fly do u have a myspace? i do, well till then im in mammoth
r3sock shut up dude u r cursing so much make your on cursing site were you can curse all u want ok leave it to your self
NO VOTE FOR ME!!!!! VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE YOUR BUDDY AND I COULD ALSO GIVE YOU 10000 COINS UF YOU EMAIL ME AT daniscool92@hotmail.com
VOTE FOR ME AND YOU WILL BE A TRUE WINNER FOR THE GOLDS!!
AND I WILL COMMAND HOW STUPID AND GAY GPR IS AND IF YOU WOVTE FOR ME GOLDS WILL ALWAYS WIN!!
28. lightonboy | October 15, 2007 at 8:02 pm
I HAVE BEEN ON THE GOLDS FOR 4 MONTHS AND I NEVER QUITE!!!
VOTE FOR ME AND LIFE FOR THE GOLDS WILL BECOME EASIER
u really want to win lighton, well i guess u have my vote.
Ill be in mammoth for any one who cares, because i am soo bored.
i know lighton will look at this cause its at the bottom, so, u posted u thought i was weird huh? I take that as a compliment. SO WATS THE POINT IN SAYING THAT STUFF!
dont know how ot make the invitation so:
MUMLE678 BIRHTDAY PARTY!
WHERE: PIZZA PARLOR
WHEN:TOMORROW OCTOBER 16TH
10:00 CLUBPENGUIN TIME
HOPE TO SEE YOU!
bye the way i meant 12:00 srry
no i meants 3:30
Forget the party, i just won a mini war 1 against 5! they gave up, see lighton annoyingnis comes in handy.
sup any1 there
Generalbeaks why did u call us pozers (when we aint the reaaal pozers) right after i saved ur party in the coffee shop? we drove out all of the ppl throwing snowballs at u guys (which u could not have done) and u took me off ur buddylist… thought we made a truce but i guess not.
Srry duges but if ur our enemy i have to take u off.
sorry mumle couldnt make it
i have school
yup and school sucks!!!
and plz keep voting for me!!!
thanks~~~~~~~
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thats ok,i have school off for a week, but wat really sucks is i had soccer practiceon my birhtday, but it was ok.
I am soo bored right now, i would want to go to school, at leastwe have science everyday, usually we do experiments.
that’s also ok cause i canceled it, i was busy myself and didnt know it.
Dude I still think gpr wants to fight us!!!! Get ready to fight next time you see em!
I can do better! Yo momma is so fat she jumped off a building and never landed!!! Muhahahaha! (lol)
THAR SUCKS!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok?
WOW THAT WAS A COOL YO MOMMA JOKE!!!
DUMB ASS
MUMLE VOTE FOR ME PLZZ!!!!!!!!!
VOTEFORMEVOTEFORMWVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORMEVOTEFORME
ok, ok i pretty much only know u so.
thanx
Vote Acacoroth and Alenwen and you will be doing a smart thing for Golds!
vote for Lightonboy and you will be doing a smart thing for Golds!
hey lighton when do u get off of school so if u want to meet on cp tomorrow/
Till then ill be on cp in mammoth most often place to find me is the cove and,dock.
ok im there
mumle are you on mammoth right now
im rockbist
im there so ill meet u im at the cove by the way
im here
lighton i have to go somewhere my dads here to pick me up so i gtg srry.
ok
False alarm, my grandmas was teasing me so i turned off the computer than turned it back on.
fly get me the cristmas music
mumle vote for me again!
oi fly r we gonna chat
you got my heart pumping fly
hahaha
snowrunt
sup man
VOTE FOR ME FOR HEAD COMMANDER!!!!
snowrunt
yo guys if i leave my username and password can oe of u guys hack me some coins
sometimes i leave comments under chantheman20 but im realy blackawk458 on clubpenguin.
GO GOLDS
vote blackhawk458 for head commander
please can I join I am 81 days old please :]
hey can one of u guys hack me some coins please if you want o respond and say ill do it and ill leave my username and password my username is blackhawk458. respond to get my password
GO GOLDS
ok instead of chantheman20 im now blackhawk458
my email adress is chantheman200@hotmail.com
so if you respond to my letter coin hack tell me and ill give u my password
DONT VOT FOR THE FAGGET LIGHTONBOY VOTE FO MAMWEN
*FOR
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL U BANNED LOL LOL DUDE THATS SOOOOOOO FUNNY AGAIN YUOUR BANNED LOL LOL DUDE THATS FUNNY LOL LOL
GEANARL BANKS LOL YOUR BANNED LOL
UR SO OBNOXIOUS, ur probably older than me and im more mature
lol
Vote Acacacoroth and alenwen
hahaha GENERALBEAKS BANNED HAHAHAA SOO FUNNY
YOU SUCK IM GONA REPORT U NEXT TIME ON CP
Who me?
lol idc he deserved it for betraying us
pute docpa as your allies im the nonmember docpa
I CANT WAIT UNTILL THE 1 YEAR PARTY 2MARO THIS IS SWEET!!!
Just zzzzz
can i be in the golds
VOTE ALENWEN AND ACACOROTH! THEY ARE THE BEST! THEY ARE 2 PEOPLE AND MAMWEN IS ONLY 1!
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be there at the war acp declared you cans till be with your armys just still be part of this one to make it big, so big acp will fall
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Mawmen!
anyway, do you wanna be allies?
mwommy omg pwease hwump mwe mwamwa i wove when woo hwump me swwwwwoooooooo hward pwease mwamwa i wove your bwutt hwole swo mwuch o wa mwill fwour life i wove when you hwump mwe two
DAMN!
uh?
Hey can someone change my rank like to a general or something
GUYS GOLDS HAVE A SURPRIZE LOOK
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THE YELLOW PUFFLE LIVES!
Mamwen i saw it yesterday and YAY GOLDS MASCOT LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
can i john ur amry golds gold rocks how do i johin??
so ya can i join the gold army plz?
nvm im in the golds army
oh and if any of u gay fagets dis the gold army then ill hack ur penguin and band u. ALL u assholes u dis the gold taem are gona get there ass kicked
dont dis gold army of or or or….let me think ill kick ur ass
YO?
hey fly would u like to ally with me but later after im done with the clones i possibly may come back to golds so save a spot for me thanx
fly ur the best thanx for ever thing
can i join golds but im a non member but im always in yellow and have the non member uniform
fly i need help. plz bring some army ppl to server altitude. there r sick and sadistac ppl who want to *bump* each other. i am gettin sick and tired of these sick-minded ppl. plz just plz i need help.
-Penguin from Server Altitude
P.S. u know wut *bump* means rite?
i do
thats totally nasty
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HELP BE ALLIES WITH DOCPA HURRY PLEASE NINJAS ARE GOIN TO ATTACK
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Hey Im Declaring War With The Golds Unless They Change Their Ways
Striker214.. Head Of The FCP Stand Strong,Fight For Justice, Defend Freedom.
SHUT THE F UP CLAYPIZZA AND GOLDS WERE INVENTED BEFORE YPA.
be allies with my army it called fire surfers plz be allies with us
fuck u strikerr
fuck u claypizza
fly can i join golds agian plz it was really fun and i want to join agian thanx hope u say yes
Join my army, its kinda small but hey, i just made it 2 days ago.!
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Hi Beaks Ive Changed My Mind And Decided,”Do you want to ally with me?” Later
Hey Fly I Like You Wanna Meet On CP Some Day????’
hey pple
hey orgulan
anybody there??
; (
hi?
hi my name heres my penguins name can i join ples im at maot now at ski loung
i mean mammout sorry
ples some one
U R A RETARD ARE YOU DREAMGUTIARS SISTER? U SPELL IT MAMMOTH
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WELL IF U DONT KNOW ME R3DSOCK HAS BEEN BANNED FOREVER FOR NO REASON AND SOMEONE HACKED ME SO I AM TRYING TO GET HIM UNBANNED BUT THEY PROBALY WONT LET ME BE UNBANNED SO IF I DONT GET UNBANNED THEN IM QUITING CLUB PENGUIN SO IF I NEVER SEE U AGAIN BYE ESECIALLY U ORGULAN U WERE SO NICE TO ME AND SAME WITH FLY THANX UR THE BEST BYE
GUESS WHAT EVERYONE WELL IF U DONT KNOW ME R3DSOCK HAS BEEN BANNED FOREVER FOR NO REASON AND SOMEONE HACKED ME SO I AM TRYING TO GET HIM UNBANNED BUT THEY PROBALY WONT LET ME BE UNBANNED SO IF I DONT GET UNBANNED THEN IM QUITING CLUB PENGUIN SO IF I NEVER SEE U AGAIN BYE ESECIALLY U ORGULAN U WERE SO NICE TO ME AND SAME WITH FLY THANX UR THE BEST BYE.
shut up golds are gay pozers you wanna be in ypa u know it just edmit it guys lol you guys are fucken gay whores
ypa ur a gay poser and a hore so what u just said is exactley what u are so shut the hell up retard
nice spelling ass hole
a
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Smith uses the initials “DH” in tribute to his relatives. But that’s not the only way he pays homage to his heritage. Like his father, he chooses to have “Rule, Britannia” blare every time he enters the squared circle. Sometimes watching DH can be like watching a Bulldog highlight reel. He shares his dad’s unique blend of power, grace and agility. And he brings the kind of grit, determination and dedication to excellence that is a Hart family hallmark. DH also uses his father’s famed running powerslam to finish off opponents.
Indeed, it’s difficult not to see Davey Boy Smith when watching DH. But DH is his own man and determined to write a new chapter in his family’s novel of greatness in the sport of kings. The British Bulldog’s pup has bite and represents a new generation of Harts in WWE. And somewhere up in the squared circle in the sky, Davey Boy is looking down on DH and smiling with approval.
who the hell said that you golds are trying to piss me off saying retardted stuff
…cough yparules is a hore ,slut,and ho cough…
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100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 more sugar packets to go till i die
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r3d sock shut up you lick your dad so i dont know wut your talking about
and i didnet say that stuped
500th comment!
damn it i was goin to do that but i was on golds chat shit
but whatever u got it alenwen
everyone go to rebelarmyofcp.wordpress.com!!!!!
there are many ranks you can still get!
Members and Non-Members are bolth welcome
It is the RACP
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actually i counted to 1000
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and i dont care wat ya call me
yo golds its me penguin23800094 and im friedns with johan
O SH** THEY ACP OWNS TO MANY ARMY MEN I AM GETTING NINJAS AND BLACK RIDERS FOR ALIENS I OWN THE BACL RIDERS BUT VERY SMALL IN GOLD I AM GETTING SOLDERS EVERY DAY FOR BATTLE IM GETTING SNO BALLS AND GETTING MORE ALANIS IF YOU DONT MIND BALCK RIDERS SAID THEY WILL JOIN I AM STILL ASKING NINJAS IF U WANT ME TOO I JUST NEED PERMISSION PLUS THE WILL NO BE CALLED GOLD RIDERS INSTEAD OF BLACKRIDERS POSTED BY PENGUIN23800094
1. hornswaggle3 | July 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
guys im not a m ember as of now it will be renewed soon i not lying
3. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
guys ill do a impersonation of fireball
bye im fireball im sooo retarted i rode a coyote for a kiddy ride when the ride was over i lost over 19 body parts including my legs so it was hard to crawl with my face.so im a little freak a nature who thinks “Yo Mama” insults are complements but the tip im trying to break my record of eating one jelly bean smaller then a millameter not many people would attempt this but im brave!!! (Laugh Now) Fourtunately (not for us) he died of plainly just
eating that jelly bean so he will be remembered as the gay fag he is and was The End
4. fly4life | July 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
haha so whats up?
5. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
ah not much
6. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm
im just bored half the time
7. johanwillfir | July 28, 2007 at 2:58 pm
GOLDS RULE FIREBALL DROOLS!
8. fly4life | July 28, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey johan
9. hornswaggle3 | July 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm
who is the new co general
10. Not Givingup | July 30, 2007 at 3:14 am
we dont know yet
11. Taylorfan | July 30, 2007 at 4:44 am
fly4life you SON OF THE BITCH! YOU FUCKER!
12. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 4:45 am
Ok whoever framed him is gonna get a hamster bite! AND IF YOU DONT SHOW! I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!KILL YOU!|
13. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 4:52 am
Why are u cursing at me lol
14. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 5:01 am
YOU WROTE THAT LINOONE YOU ASSHOLE.IM FIREING YOU!
15. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
fly for a songspot thing get a song by Buckethead
16. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
YOUR A LIER YOU PROBALY WROTE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
HOW DARE YOU FLY!!!!!!!!!!
18. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
go to my website fly at http://www.freewebz.com/linoone17
and you will see how much i like you as a friend!
19. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm
actually fly thats impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CANT REPORT ME!
20. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:25 pm
or fire me!
21. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm
ACTUALLY IT IS POSSIBLE HE IS A LEADER so u cant tell him if he can or not dude ur not even a commander so we dont have to listen to
22. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 8:05 pm
huh? im confused? what happened?
23. hornswaggle3 | July 30, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Linoone is yelling at fly and he said that Linooneis fired and Linoone said he cant fire him
24. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:56 pm
WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY ARMY!
IT CALL THE HWA
IT STANDS FOR HAMSTERS/WOLFS ARMY.
WE BIT PEOPLES HEADS OFF!
25. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
hmm i mite
26. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
say 111 to join the HWA!
27. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
syk
28. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
who the hell would want to join ur army u wil regret for quiting golds
29. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
i guarentee it
30. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Linoone I know you wrote that.On the time things it said it was one minute after it.Im not a dumbshit like you linnone.
31. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm
WHO THE HELL WROTE THT THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM JOINING UR ARMY LINOON
32. fireball208 | July 31, 2007 at 1:34 am
EVERYONE PLZ CALL ME MR GAY RETARD GUY CAUSE I AM
33. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:05 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:06 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!AND I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IHNGIFJGKEFHBFHJGBHJ
35. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 2:22 am
bitch
36. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
O!
37. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
who you calling a bitch fucker!
38. Mr Narwhal | July 31, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I THINK HES CALLING YOU A BITCH. IDIOT
39. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 3:11 pm
im a boy SO I CAN I BEE A BITCH!
40. Cenagurl4444 | July 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Stwop thwe nwonscence! Pwease not gwivingup nwo vwiolence. its scawry two mwe. STWOP IT? pwease!
41. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:08 pm
hey linoon
42. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:09 pm
ur a bitch
43. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 10:07 pm
whatever
44. fly4life | July 31, 2007 at 11:15 pm
YO YO YO PEOPLE TALK
45. carlito09 | August 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm
fine you dont want me to join fine ill stay out of this website
lol
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1. hornswaggle3 | July 27, 2007 at 11:47 am
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 11:51 am
guys im not a m ember as of now it will be renewed soon i not lying
3. Parker900 | July 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm
guys ill do a impersonation of fireball
bye im fireball im sooo retarted i rode a coyote for a kiddy ride when the ride was over i lost over 19 body parts including my legs so it was hard to crawl with my face.so im a little freak a nature who thinks “Yo Mama” insults are complements but the tip im trying to break my record of eating one jelly bean smaller then a millameter not many people would attempt this but im brave!!! (Laugh Now) Fourtunately (not for us) he died of plainly just
eating that jelly bean so he will be remembered as the gay fag he is and was The End
4. fly4life | July 27, 2007 at 1:42 pm
haha so whats up?
5. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:11 pm
ah not much
6. Not Givingup | July 27, 2007 at 5:12 pm
im just bored half the time
7. johanwillfir | July 28, 2007 at 2:58 pm
GOLDS RULE FIREBALL DROOLS!
8. fly4life | July 28, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Hey johan
9. hornswaggle3 | July 29, 2007 at 6:38 pm
who is the new co general
10. Not Givingup | July 30, 2007 at 3:14 am
we dont know yet
11. Taylorfan | July 30, 2007 at 4:44 am
fly4life you SON OF THE BITCH! YOU FUCKER!
12. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 4:45 am
Ok whoever framed him is gonna get a hamster bite! AND IF YOU DONT SHOW! I WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!KILL YOU!|
13. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 4:52 am
Why are u cursing at me lol
14. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 5:01 am
YOU WROTE THAT LINOONE YOU ASSHOLE.IM FIREING YOU!
15. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 12:16 pm
fly for a songspot thing get a song by Buckethead
16. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
YOUR A LIER YOU PROBALY WROTE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
HOW DARE YOU FLY!!!!!!!!!!
18. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
go to my website fly at http://www.freewebz.com/linoone17
and you will see how much i like you as a friend!
19. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:24 pm
actually fly thats impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU CANT REPORT ME!
20. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 3:25 pm
or fire me!
21. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm
ACTUALLY IT IS POSSIBLE HE IS A LEADER so u cant tell him if he can or not dude ur not even a commander so we dont have to listen to
22. Parker900 | July 30, 2007 at 8:05 pm
huh? im confused? what happened?
23. hornswaggle3 | July 30, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Linoone is yelling at fly and he said that Linooneis fired and Linoone said he cant fire him
24. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:56 pm
WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY ARMY!
IT CALL THE HWA
IT STANDS FOR HAMSTERS/WOLFS ARMY.
WE BIT PEOPLES HEADS OFF!
25. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
hmm i mite
26. Linoone17 | July 30, 2007 at 10:57 pm
say 111 to join the HWA!
27. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
syk
28. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:58 pm
who the hell would want to join ur army u wil regret for quiting golds
29. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
i guarentee it
30. fly4life | July 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Linoone I know you wrote that.On the time things it said it was one minute after it.Im not a dumbshit like you linnone.
31. Not Givinup | July 30, 2007 at 11:04 pm
WHO THE HELL WROTE THT THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY IM JOINING UR ARMY LINOON
32. fireball208 | July 31, 2007 at 1:34 am
EVERYONE PLZ CALL ME MR GAY RETARD GUY CAUSE I AM
33. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:05 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:06 am
dude! I WAS JUST ASKING! O AND FLY WHENEVER IM ON CP I HAVE YOUR WEBSITE ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO THAT COMMENT CAME UP WHEN I WAS CHEICKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND THE HWA IS juST A SQUAD IN THE GOLDS THAT I MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!AND I DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IHNGIFJGKEFHBFHJGBHJ
35. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 2:22 am
bitch
36. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
O!
37. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
who you calling a bitch fucker!
38. Mr Narwhal | July 31, 2007 at 2:38 pm
I THINK HES CALLING YOU A BITCH. IDIOT
39. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 3:11 pm
im a boy SO I CAN I BEE A BITCH!
40. Cenagurl4444 | July 31, 2007 at 3:12 pm
Stwop thwe nwonscence! Pwease not gwivingup nwo vwiolence. its scawry two mwe. STWOP IT? pwease!
41. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:08 pm
hey linoon
42. Not Givinup | July 31, 2007 at 5:09 pm
ur a bitch
43. Linoone17 | July 31, 2007 at 10:07 pm
whatever
44. fly4life | July 31, 2007 at 11:15 pm
YO YO YO PEOPLE TALK
45. carlito09 | August 1, 2007 at 12:41 pm
fine you dont want me to join fine ill stay out of this website
46. goldsbountyhunters | August 1, 2007 at 1:02 pm
fly i didnt cus at u that wasnt me my name doesnt show up as taylorfan
it was a inpersonator
from the real taylorfan
47. spongebob007 | August 1, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Yess!!!!!! I got my new ebay account!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
48. spongebob007 | August 1, 2007 at 8:03 pm
wootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwootwowwootoototwootwootwoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49. spongebob007 | August 1, 2007 at 8:03 pm
who watched simpsons movie!!!!
50. pirate1qaz1edc | August 1, 2007 at 10:52 pm
anyone here
51. pirate1qaz1edc | August 2, 2007 at 4:19 am
Come here theres only 5 mods and we have for now ok this is http://xatech.com/chat/room/10266119/ also roken hopper army want to be allies
52. red323233 | August 2, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Join my army!
The Firefighters!(CPFF)
53. biggla | August 3, 2007 at 1:56 am
no one an beet my reocrd
54. bovic | August 3, 2007 at 2:32 am
Golds members you can never give up
Thats wat the moderators want us to do
and for those of u who have quit FUCK U YA BUNCH OF NIGER PORCH MONKEYS
U can al go and play with fireball if u want i dont care
But when the wars are back on and u want to join… NO FUCK U
U already had ur chance so go fuck urselves PUSSEYS
That means u Jubug8 and all u other MOTHER FUCKERS WHO QUIT SO GET OFF THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55. Shnseymour | August 3, 2007 at 8:20 pm
fireball just get off the site ur making the site suck cos ur names all in it!
56. Shnseymour | August 3, 2007 at 8:21 pm
o yea and fly tell me the p word plz i need to c the events
57. Shnseymour | August 4, 2007 at 1:39 am
yea i think bovic just said it freaklin all! im serious you gayfers are gonna wine you freakin weiners off wanting to freakin come back after we beat all club penguin freakin armies! all you freakin jerks gay fgs like you fire i suc balls and dont waist your time fire i suc balls cos all ur life is is a peice of my crap that i left 40 days in the freakin john! so you freakin jerks who quit the freakin golds SUCK ON THAT!
58. chubby83 UMA FIELD MARSHAL | August 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm
THNX TO BOVIC R ALLIANCE IS DONE UAM FOREVER
59. Shnseymour | August 4, 2007 at 4:37 pm
war aty dojo mammoth usa weretearin uma crappin up!
60. Im green 2 | August 4, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I want to join the golds
61. lightonboy | August 4, 2007 at 6:46 pm
WAR AT DOJO ON MAMMOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62. Shnseymour | August 5, 2007 at 1:48 am
Ok. You wont believe wat happened about ten minutes ago. I was whatching my older brother Heath on club penguin his penguin name is Crayon 401. Well i was whatching him on there with my cousin Trey, Penguin Name:(7 Gameboy 7) And then Heath (Crayon 401) saw fireball. So i told my brother Heath (Crayon 401) to banned him because he is wanted on the Golds web site. So everyone was crowding around fireball saying he was a jerk and that they hated fireball. So fireball is banned thanks to my brother who banned him. So please mention my brother Heath Penguin name:Crayon 401 in alot of your posts cos me heath and my cousin trey tracked him down. Thank You,
Sincerly,
Shnseymour-Shane Seymour
63. strobes123 | August 5, 2007 at 4:34 am
WAZZZZZUP today was a great day for me!!
I OFFICIALLY BECAME A GOLD BOUNTY HUNTER!
64. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 5:16 am
fly wont fuken lets me be a sniper im mean seriously hes being a dumb ass with it!!!!
65. fly 4 life | August 5, 2007 at 7:00 am
I QUIT!!
66. fly4life | August 5, 2007 at 8:06 am
i really do quit
67. Parker900 | August 5, 2007 at 11:52 am
Lightonboy why would you want to be a sniper when your a bounty hunter you got in one of the best rankings?!
68. Parker900 | August 5, 2007 at 11:57 am
ALSO apoligize to fly right now he didnt deserve to be yelled at just because of some ranking problem!
69. Shnseymour | August 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
sireously i mean you just made fly quit. Gosh all it is is rankings!
70. Parker900 | August 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
i know isnt Lighton boy a loser?
71. lightboy | August 5, 2007 at 4:28 pm
fly shouldnt act like a freekin 5 year old!!!!!!
72. lightboy | August 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm
if you want me to quite i will quite i dont give a shit about this!!!!
73. lightboy | August 5, 2007 at 4:44 pm
and is fly like some god you bow down to do you like worship him
74. kol00998 | August 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
CAN I JOIN
75. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 6:26 pm
MY BROTHER CANT STOP CRYING !!!!!! HIS STEWPID HAMMSTER DIED!!!!!!! WHO CARES IF YOUR HAN=MSTER DIES THEY HAVE NO SOULS~
76. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 6:27 pm
ATLEAST MY CAT IS STILL ALIVE
77. thechuggas | August 5, 2007 at 7:29 pm
hey lightnon or wateva yodu probably be crying and crappign ur freaking pants when ur cat dies so wat now!
78. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 9:38 pm
thecrapass you where right on that one ! but if u had a cat and it dies you would do the same thing~!!!
79. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 9:39 pm
learn how to spell bitch face!
80. dooodo | August 5, 2007 at 9:48 pm
would you like a nice cup of tea or a nice cup of shut the **** up
81. dooodo | August 5, 2007 at 9:51 pm
hey dooodo why dont you go play hife and shut the fuck up!
82. thechuggas | August 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm
No i dont like cats all that much ther e pains ohh yeah. your face looks liek one of ur cats hairballs and ohh yeah its called im langauge dumb ass
83. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 10:31 pm
dhy did dooodo just in sult himself
84. lightonboy | August 5, 2007 at 11:03 pm
fuck you and the hole you came out of !!!!
85. thechuggas | August 5, 2007 at 11:06 pm
ok you came out of a whole in the ground called hell. jeez fucken idiot!!!
86. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 4:14 am
ok dont talk about hell!!!!!
87. dooootto | August 6, 2007 at 4:28 am
im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
88. thechuggas | August 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
who me dooootto
89. kol00998 | August 6, 2007 at 4:49 pm
let me join
90. dooootto | August 6, 2007 at 4:54 pm
thecheggas stop fighting its really annoying ~!!!
91. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 4:58 pm
ya seriously its annoying
92. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 5:01 pm
ya seriously its annoying thehuaggas im kinda done fighting
93. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 5:02 pm
or am i!
94. Im green 2 | August 6, 2007 at 6:34 pm
someone make a new army with me
95. davisabc | August 6, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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98. Parker900 | August 6, 2007 at 8:43 pm
gay
gaygay
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gaygaygaygay
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gay
aka stop with the pattern
99. lightonboy | August 6, 2007 at 9:50 pm
lol parker check it out fly figured out that im dushboy i called him gay!! lol!!!!
100. thechuggas | August 7, 2007 at 12:59 am
fine lightnong truce?
101. lightonboy | August 7, 2007 at 2:25 am
fine theshitass i guess im done fighting it is kinda annoying
102. thechuggas | August 7, 2007 at 1:47 pm
your lighton sounds like a little kids stomach grumblong. alright im done
103. lightonboy | August 7, 2007 at 6:28 pm
i like u. u remind me when i was young and stupid
104. thechuggas | August 8, 2007 at 3:51 pm
yeah and you still are. except for now ur 34 and living in ur mothers basement.
105. lightonboy | August 8, 2007 at 6:30 pm
thats u in the future
106. lightonboy | August 8, 2007 at 6:30 pm
how do u know
107. hornswaggle3 | August 9, 2007 at 1:39 am
cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
108. fly4life | August 9, 2007 at 3:43 pm
VOTE FOR ME GUYS IM COUNTING ON YOU!!!
http://nintendozoneclubpenguin.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/nickpoochs-penguin-poll/#comments
109. thechuggas | August 9, 2007 at 6:15 pm
idk i was going to vote for oagalthorp again lol. jk
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110. lightonboy | August 9, 2007 at 6:54 pm
pepsichuggas
111. thechuggas | August 10, 2007 at 12:18 am
ummmm wat
112. lightonboy | August 10, 2007 at 6:47 am
u herd me pepsichuggas
113. thechuggas | August 10, 2007 at 2:04 pm
no i didnt and were not just pepsichuggers duh
114. Anonymous | August 10, 2007 at 4:16 pm
hurry to mammtoth the dojo huge war
115. thechuggas | August 10, 2007 at 5:23 pm
yeah right UMA or CPC
116. Shnseymour-Golds Sniper- | August 11, 2007 at 2:35 am
Fly and bovic r deleting the cuss words on this
117. Jbl44 | August 11, 2007 at 3:53 pm
Is it true That GGS Are allies With Golds. Im just making sure.
Thanks
Jbl44s Out
118. fly4life | August 11, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Yes I am deleting all comments with bad words
119. Shnseymour-Golds Sniper- | August 11, 2007 at 6:46 pm
OAGOLTHORP IS AT THE DOJO OMG!
120. Shnseymour | August 11, 2007 at 11:36 pm
im quiting golds and going to acp. srry guys bye
121. fly4life | August 12, 2007 at 12:19 am
Trader! i thought you were my friend.
122. iq3d | August 12, 2007 at 12:44 am
there im here
123. Shnseymour | August 12, 2007 at 2:06 am
fly im still ur friend. and fly did u delete me from ur buddy list? well acp is bigger and look aty there attack at nachos go here: acparmyofclubpenguin.com to see how big there army is. But when i see yall in danger i will help.
Shnseymour
124. starwars34 | August 12, 2007 at 4:06 am
whats the S.I password
125. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:05 pm
hi?
126. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:07 pm
can i join?
127. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:18 pm
helloooooooo
128. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:20 pm
i’m not a member on clubpenguin but i’m not a noob
129. ex speed | August 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm
never mind
130. Shnseymour | August 12, 2007 at 6:00 pm
fly hates my butt off
131. Shnseymour | August 12, 2007 at 6:00 pm
im acp nand gold im both
132. starwars34 | August 13, 2007 at 3:58 am
whats the si password?
133. Redslurpy1 | August 13, 2007 at 9:03 pm
fly y did u think i was uma at the war today today i was just helping rpf not uma rpf has same uniform except the penguin is blue or black so dont think im uma and golds rocks!
134. thechuggas | August 13, 2007 at 11:18 pm
ur a spy
i can tell.
and thats the worse excuse ever
135. Redslurpy1 | August 14, 2007 at 7:09 pm
uma is the worst im not a spy u dont no wat ur talkin about alright i didnt evenn no there was a uma when i was joining armys so dont think im uma and dont think ima spy!
136. Redslurpy1 | August 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
wat if i lied and said ur a uma spy huh? how would that feel? wat if everybody beleived the lie which im not goin to do really how would that feel
137. loapy 80 | August 14, 2007 at 8:35 pm
your totally a spy
138. Redslurpy1 | August 14, 2007 at 8:58 pm
no i hate uma if i was in uma then ied be in there rankings alright so u to ur wrong and ur lieing just like the last guy u made my friend trun agaisnt me cause u lied both of u i wanted fly as a friend and u made him turn agaisnt me
139. Redslurpy1 | August 15, 2007 at 12:34 am
o ya and i quit this war and cursing stuff is just to bad and im tired off it
140. not givinup | August 15, 2007 at 1:09 am
we should ally with uma
141. Pink Mafias | August 15, 2007 at 1:13 am
i am uma leader and would like to ally whith the golds
142. Gimboid | August 15, 2007 at 11:17 am
YOU ROMANS ARE SO GAY!!!! I BETRAYED YOU ILL NEVER BE GPR AGAIN!!!!!!!
143. Friendly Gimboid | August 15, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Sorry Guys i didnt mean that comment forget it i was going crazy then.
144. greenmaflas | August 15, 2007 at 7:39 pm
ANYBODY HERE
145. lightonboy | August 15, 2007 at 11:19 pm
NO!!!!!! IF THE GOLDS ALLY WITH THE UMA I WILL QUITE THE UMA ARE STUPID ********** THEY MADE FUN OF US THOSE ***** WHY WOULD U WANT TO ALLY WITH THOSE STUPID ******!!!!!!!!!!!
146. lightonboy | August 15, 2007 at 11:20 pm
whats the ***** password for S.I. i keep asking but no one will tell me!!!!!
147. wypep | August 16, 2007 at 12:16 am
sup my hommies we won
148. fly4life | August 16, 2007 at 12:39 am
lets talk bout uma and how much they stink
149. dooootto | August 16, 2007 at 9:46 pm
due lightbut u need to chill seriously ur acting like a homo
150. night stream | August 17, 2007 at 9:20 am
Brownies…
151. Jubug8 Is Depressed | August 17, 2007 at 1:51 pm
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help..
everyone someone got into my account im not banned but he took all my buddies off he deleted them all someone help
152. chetha95 | August 17, 2007 at 5:08 pm
fly4life good lak
153. chetha95 | August 17, 2007 at 5:09 pm
154. lightonboy | August 18, 2007 at 8:15 am
i feel sorry for u jubug8 if someone hacked my account and erased all my buddies i would be so pissed off!!!!!!!! i will email club pengun and say something about people hacking people who hak accounts should be punished!!!!!! heres a secret i hakd an account lol and it was a member i erased all its buddies lol but i will never hak an account again
155. lightonboy | August 18, 2007 at 8:16 am
now i know haking is badn i will never hak again!!!!!!
156. lightonboy | August 18, 2007 at 8:17 am
wait is haking bad?
157. videogamer57 | August 18, 2007 at 6:24 pm
CAN SANTAS PLZ BE UR ALLIES????????????????
158. Jubug8 Is Banned | August 19, 2007 at 7:14 am
Ugh help me i’m banned help i`ll maybe be on around 4:00 PM maybe around that time,that’s when my banned Expiars but still help me still
159. alllle | August 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm
yo can my army the UPA go to fight in that war and go to upas.wordpress.com
160. alllle | August 20, 2007 at 7:00 pm
and can we be ur allies
161. lightonboy | August 20, 2007 at 7:29 pm
jubug just change ur stupid password
162. Orgulan – Sargeant | August 21, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Hello ppl
163. Okmanok | August 22, 2007 at 1:28 pm
guys wheres belly slide
164. Googlini | August 24, 2007 at 4:44 am
your army is rubbish gpr wil thrash u HAHA
165. lightonboy | August 26, 2007 at 10:36 am
I KNOW PINKMAFIAS PASSWORD!!!
166. http://www.clubpenguin.com | August 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
hello this is a club penguin assistant and we will be banning armys because this game is made for kid to only to safe chat and to talk to the friends please email me at clubpenguin90@clubpenguin.com
167. http://www.clubpenguin.com | August 26, 2007 at 11:00 am
fly4life i will tell my boss to ban u forever if you keep interrupting are system with this disgraceful army
168. fireball208 | August 26, 2007 at 11:02 am
lol lol lol ya fly u better stop with this army LOL!! my email adress isnt real LOL!!!!!!
169. davisabc | August 27, 2007 at 7:57 am
im the one with the uma spirit me davisabc gold wanted to battle me so i went we were in a battle i won i think he wanted to make a movie becuse mario man was wherever the gold and i went
170. Okmanok | August 27, 2007 at 9:15 am
first its my birthday. second wat u posted to UMA posted this three times!!!!!!!! some cant get it thrugh their heads.
171. Alenaroth | August 28, 2007 at 11:06 am
Hey Fireball done any bitchy things lately i bet you have!
172. Wrock Wreck | August 28, 2007 at 4:47 pm
GOLDS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
173. Lainie | August 29, 2007 at 4:58 pm
hi
174. Lainie | August 29, 2007 at 4:59 pm
ummmmmm bye
175. fly 4 life | August 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I QUIT
176. mr woddleman | August 30, 2007 at 1:12 pm
lol
177. mr woddleman | August 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm
IM THE FAKE FLY4LIFE
178. Blaziken584 | August 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
hey um Golds i have something you want!i have 13 websites
ACP UMA CPA UCPA ESF WCPT CPM PMA RFF RHA NACHOS BLK SHEEP and Lil ninjaz if you want that info(it’s all on my site) you have to cut a deal with me! what are you willing to give for my site with all that info on it?
179. Blaziken584 | August 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
oh by the way im GRN ROOSTER
180. lightonboy | August 30, 2007 at 8:06 pm
why are so much people on this site and there not even on the golds~~ this is pathetic
181. iceyfeet1234 | September 1, 2007 at 11:25 am
We got alot of info about Pink Mafias. We have found out that the UMA are the hackers. They said that they had a plan in progress to slow us down, and it worked. But, they said they would stop the plan if any of there allies help us out. So, thats what where going to do. Where telling all of our allies and all of the UMA allies so then the UMA plan will finaly come to an end and we will be ready for Pink Mafias, to take him down. We wont unlock the site yet, because we have to tell are allies first. When we get in contact with our allies and tell them whats happening and when they help us out we will unlock the website.
182. fireball208 | September 1, 2007 at 12:47 pm
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183. Blaziken584 | September 3, 2007 at 7:30 am
you know what i like you guys you golds wanna be allies of GRN ROOSTER? oh and yea they hacked my account tjya changed my igloo completly and got rid of my money and bought all womens cloths WTF?!!?
184. Blaziken584 | September 7, 2007 at 6:22 pm
uh you there?
185. Cheezepuffz | September 10, 2007 at 6:39 pm
:(:(:& ha
You r so weird u slole dat name from Flie4lifes name so ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
186. jell | September 10, 2007 at 6:42 pm
um dud, cheeze puffs is rite. u did steeled flie4lifes nam, uncool man. UNCOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
187. lightonboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:44 pm
wat starts with f and ends in uck
188. lightonboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:44 pm
FIRETRUCK!!!!!
189. lightonboy | September 12, 2007 at 7:45 pm
cheezepuff and jell your annoying just get the hell off this wordpress
190. PIZZASNEEZE | September 13, 2007 at 9:33 am
FUCK
191. snowrunt555-Sargent | September 13, 2007 at 2:11 pm
why does everybody cus
192. mumle678 | September 13, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Hey fly funny pictures anyway how come ur not on that much anymore? u are but not really
193. mumle678 | September 13, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Jeez i had no idea, ppl cuss so much, i never cuss.
194. dooootto | September 14, 2007 at 4:56 am
who the fuck am i i know im a stupid wetard who only enjoys shoving frosted flakes down my pants
195. dooootto | September 14, 2007 at 4:56 am
i wrote that lol
196. Wrock Wreck | September 14, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Dawson Rhodes is Wrock Wreck’s real name P.S.this is Dawson right now
197. Wrock Wreck | September 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Fly awesome pranks
198. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:22 pm
if you guys want some yo momma jokes go to ASK FLY FOR LIFE
199. Plain Not Givingup | September 15, 2007 at 9:25 am
Hey pples watsup just to let u know im not on golds but im friends with fly still so dont try to kick me out of this site
200. Plain Not Givingup | September 15, 2007 at 9:26 am
WOOHOO!
200TH COMMENT YEA IN YALLS FACE
201. gurlmagnet2 | September 15, 2007 at 7:06 pm
MAGNETIME.PICZO.COM
202. Funnny44 | September 16, 2007 at 1:22 pm
CAN U COME ON CHAT FLY?
203. Anonymous | September 16, 2007 at 4:38 pm
can i join golds i want to so bad ill be loyal and fight by your side pluss im an agent so i have ben keeping cp safe plz plz plz plz can i join
204. fly4life | September 16, 2007 at 5:20 pm
yah
205. Wat4 | September 16, 2007 at 8:14 pm
my army is down to 3 soldiers.
the surfers ambushed me everywhere
i cant hold them anymore
they wont make peace with us
The Green Army stil lives barely
help my troopers.
they have blue or green on
Blue=spy
Green=soldier
-Who34 Leader of Green Army
206. jimmy neo | September 18, 2007 at 4:09 am
hey fl4life wat server do you have meetings in
207. jimmy neo | September 18, 2007 at 4:28 am
and fly can you please send me the golds password i really wanna keep in touch my email is seamusshark@hotmail.com thanks
jimmy neo
208. dooootto | September 18, 2007 at 4:32 pm
HEY THAST NOT THE REALL DOOOOTOO
im dooootto!!!!!!! dont listen to that fag im the reall dooootto i DONT shuve frosted flakes down my pants!!!!!
i shuve rice krispeys down my pants!!
209. PIZZASNEEZE | September 18, 2007 at 7:18 pm
yo mamma so dumb she slept with dekota faning
210. PIZZASNEEZE | September 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm
how you like those appels
211. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:05 pm
lol yo momma so lezzy she watch there grandma strip
212. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
~~~ yo momma master~~~
so yet i have gave many people yo momma jokes from my website we ensist that more people will need help i say we should step with the GOLDS!!!!
Sincerely,
yo momma master
427. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Yo mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she’d look like a push pin.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
~~~yo momma master~~~
now we fight for are yo momma skinny jokes so we to have piece for all the yo momma skinny jokes. we will engarage are stament to the united kindom or the united states.
Sincerely,
yo momma master
428. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
429. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone’s.
Yo mama’s so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got hieroglyphics on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama’s so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama’s so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.
Yo mama’s so old, she DJ’d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama’s so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama’s so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.
Yo mama’s so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
Yo mama’s so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo mama’s so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate expired.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama’s so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama’s so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
Yo mama’s so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got Jesus’ beeper number.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama’s so old, when God said “Let there be light” she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama’s so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
Yo mama’s so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama’s so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama’s so old, she has Adam & Eve’s autographs.
Yo mama’s so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
Yo mama’s so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.
Yo mama’s so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
Yo mama’s so old, she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama’s so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
Yo mama’s so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama’s so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama’s so old, she knew Cap’n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama’s so old & ugly, her name is Ape.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama’s so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama’s so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama’s so old, she watches PBS.
Yo mama’s so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.
Yo mama’s so old, she’s got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama’s so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
~~~yo momma master~~~
we have demestrated of how these mommas are and there horrible right!!! lol the old ones are just plane futureadementic my word for future wise. haha (rofl)
Sincerely,
yo momma master
430. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:20 pm
i rote some rases ones but im not going to say them and i just rote the rases ones cuz there funny but trust me im not rases
431. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:32 pm
here are some yo momma such a bitch jokes!! my friend got them from some website
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
Yo mama’s such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
Yo mama’s such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream
432. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:48 pm
THIS yo momma joke KILLS all the yo momma jokes!!!!!
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
433. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:57 pm
LOL now that yo momma joke is the king!!! and guess wat i wrote that yo momma joke!!!
yesterday at my school i said to this one kid who was saying all these yo momma joke so i was like
You don’t have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
and then everyone started laughing!! so then the kid was like
You suck… your mom does too but she charges.
so then i was like
Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
then the kid was like THAT WAS WRONG then i started laughing. lol
434. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:58 pm
YO MOMMA JOKES ROCK!!!!!
435. yo momma master | September 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm
YO DADDY JOKES ARE STEWPID!!!!!
213. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:32 pm
was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma like Domino’s pizza — Something for nothing.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a Toyota: “Oh what a feelin’!”
Yo momma like Orange Crush: “Good Vibrations!”
Yo momma like a hockey team…changes her pads every three periods!
Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma is like a racing car…chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!
Yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
Yo Momma so poor she can’t afford the o or the r.
Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “Moving.”
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, “There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!”
Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, “Pick a corner, any corner.”
Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!
Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Yo momma so old, she has Jesus’ beeper number!
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she’s in Jesus’s yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, “Li’l Mary will never amount to anything”.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang.
Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid, she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
Yo momma so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo momma so stupid she asked you, “What is the number for 911?”
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid that under, “Education,” on her job application, she put, “Hooked on Phonics.”
Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo momma so stupid she watches, “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said “Disney World – Left” so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****’s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans
214. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Yo momma’s so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
i also got one for your dad
yo daddy so old jesus signed his yearbook.
donovan your so mental your mom has to clean your shity ass for you!!!
if you have a sister tell her shes a bitchy sluty fuken hore!!!
go cry to your mommy so you dont shit from puting mayinais on your assbrin
next time you go on this website make sure you dont liguify your pants!!!
go to some other website and exprese your feelings on some 6 year old
215. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:34 pm
and becuase your so stupid im probably quessing you dont know wat liguify means!!!
it means you probably already fuked up your Asshole and pissed the hell out of your dick
216. yo momma master | September 19, 2007 at 8:39 pm
DONT MESS WITH THE YO MOMMA OR YOUR GONNA GET YO MOMMITIZED!!!
THAST RIGHT
IF ONE OF YOU SAY YO MOMMA JOKE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET YO MOMMITIZED!!!!!!
217. IQ3D | September 20, 2007 at 6:44 am
yo mom so stuiped she sat on the tv and watched the couch ha
218. rvd15 | September 20, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Yo momma is so stupid she thought everyone in the tv were talking to her. Lol I made that one up! ▐▬▐♣╒«
219. PIZZASNEEZE | September 20, 2007 at 2:55 pm
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monoply jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water yo mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and he is still stuck in her ass
220. yo momma master | September 20, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Yo momma’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma’s so big, they had to take her to school on a semi.
Yo momma’s so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo momma’s so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo momma’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
221. yo momma master | September 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm
yo yo wats up homies i have got a big suprise if anyone has a REALLY REALLY GOOD, FUNNY, AND AWSOME YO MOMMA JOKE TELL ME ON THIS WEBSITE AND IF I LIKE THE YO MOMMA JOKE I CAN GIVE YOU 10000 COINS ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
SO GIVE ME SOME YO MOMMA JOKES AND IF I LIKE THEM YOU WILL GET 10000 ON CLUB PENGUIN!!
222. PIZZASNEEZE | September 20, 2007 at 6:13 pm
yo mamma so dumb i said lets get funky and she got a game of monply
jack and jill went up a hill to find a pale of wata your mamma fell down and broke jacks crown and hes still in her ass
223. PIZZASNEEZE | September 20, 2007 at 6:15 pm
yo mamma so dumb she died by starvation in a grocery store o how you like that!
224. yo momma master | September 21, 2007 at 4:10 pm
i like the jack and jill I GOT A JACK AND JILL
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some mariwana jack got high unziped his fly and said, ” you no you wanna!” lol
225. yo momma master | September 21, 2007 at 4:11 pm
i already hurd the one when she got locked in the grocery store
that one is so old
226. yo momma master | September 21, 2007 at 4:21 pm
email me at daniscool92@hotmail.com tell me your password and username for club penguin then i will hack 10000 coins for you AND TRUST ME I WONT BAN YOUR PENGUIN!!
if you dont trust me you can change your password after i get you coins but i NEVER hak penguins im just trying to help penguins and get them coins!!
i can also get you a eyepatch and a rockhopper boarder
lol now that was a lie
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WELL I WANT 2 BE IN THE GOLDS ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. WHAT SERVER DO U ALL GO ON
I SEEN U GUYS ONCE AND U LOOK REALLY COOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.DO U GUYS MEET AT 5:OOAM OR 5:00PM
KEEP IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
i asl used 2 be on the cppd
we go to mamoth we meet 5:00 p.m. it is very fun when your a gold
COOL
can my name be hard head
i want o be in the heavy weaponary
well ive been goin on mamoth for 2 days already andi havent seen u guys
p.s. no offence
go to beaks house or the town or coffe shop or dojo ok
golds can suck my ballz
am i banned 4ever no u are metel retards a mill4life i whould kick your wheelchair ass
shut the fuck up dont make fun of mill u bitch ass burn in hell and while ur there suck my balls and ill kick ur ass with orgulan dream and me we will beat the living shit out of u so bad u will be dead in hell dickhead and u go to gay strip clubs and instead of micheal jackson rapin u u rape him u gay slut
i know seriously who the fuck u think u are???
ill fukcen beat ur bad ass till u cry blood
even mill can kick ur ass so shut ur shity mouth up
and if u said that to me in real life ur shity body will be in a fucken saw cutter
P.S. ill shuve a fucken dirk up ur ass like i did to luckyroman
i cant get on xchat anymore…
why orgulan what happened to ur computer i feel bad 4 u
ATTENTION GOLDS
I AM ON A MISSION TO UN-BAN FLY4LIFE AND LIGHTONBOY
I AM GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO UNBAN THEM
I HOPE YOU WILL TOO
I AM GOING TO SEND VIDEOS IN TO CP
IF THEY BAN ME TOO SO WHAT
I WILL STILL KEEP TRYING
I NEED LIGHTONBOY AKA DREAMGUITAR AKA DREAM GOLDS
AND PAPA BEAKS AKA GENERALBEAKS AKA FLY4LIFE TO SEND IN A MESSAGE TOO OTHERWISE MINE WILL BE NOTHING
UNBAN FLY4LIFE AND LIGHTONBOY
I HOPE YOU WILL TRY TOO
~~Striker214~~
Um hi uh can I join the golds army?
tell me whn you wanna meet up, I am normally on big snow
sos
this is sargent tomas of the cppd
requesting emeadiat assistance
we are on blizzard
hury were getting our asses kicked
go golds chat
FAQS
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dude Papa Beaks rules So does General Beaks (is he banned forever???)
idk!
uhh i go on Brumby alot!
IM MAKIN A GOLDS FAN CLUB PLESE JOINhttp://goldsfanclub.wordpress.com/
R U GUYS SURE U GUYS GO ON MAMOTH EVERY SATURDAY AT 5PM.BECAUSE I DIDNT C U GUYS AT MAMOTH AT 5PM.I WANT 2 BE PART OF THE GOLDS ARMY
WHAT THE HECK. Papa Beaks Why Did Johnbob50 Bann Me What Did I do
what igloo do you prefer us golds to have.
papa beaks im the one you saw at the dojo sitting next to you earlier is your buddy list full.
hi guys
hello golds, this is Sargent hamsolo 777 of the acp. i was one of the marines who were attacked violently by ur newbs while we were in a battle with some uma goons. just saying hi to my pals.
sorry about that! it wasnt me but, im just saying.
Yo we’re at war with you guys.We are the Penguin squad! Yes yes i know that were new and all but i could take u down alone! but now i got allies! y allies are blk sheep,RPF, and penguin squad 2.Our enemies are well of course u guys and ACP,and UMA.say goodnight golds! our website is http://www.penguinsquad.com
P.S. how do u get comment boxes?
What do u mean ur just saying??? your wih gold and i dont like whatt u guys do
Ok, im not talking to you so im not telling u what i mean, duh get ur headstraight.
THAT UNIFORM JOHNBOB WAS WEARING WAS A UNIFORM FOR THE NAVY SEALS, A NEW ARMY STARTED TODAY. HAD TO FIGHT THEM!!!!!!!!!
DFEQIONEIGUroigubaroiugbrg
RVP
got to http://sikelabent.worpress.com/ plz go to it nobody goes there i hardly blogged tho
wat happened 2 the golds they are losing because people are quiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bb8838 heavy artilliri
WHERE ARE U GUYS THE MEETING SHOULD START AT KLONLIKE AT COFFEE SHOP BUT NOOOO ONES THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
I Cool Colb is starting an army called The Evil Skelatons. I WILL BE LEADER. I will be on mammoth everyday trying to take over C.P. If you see me, tell me you want to join. The outfit is the skelatons suit and the color black. We will take over C.P. and crush all of the enemy armies like A.C.P.
Thank You,
Cool Colb
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spy26 I would like to join IPA PEASE POD RED UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
go to http://www.bbcc.wordpress.com enjoy
ben4jon
PIE IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
golds serious news!!!!!!!!!!!! im banned forever
get out of your uniforms for now!!!!!!!!!!! hurry before you end up like me!!!!
im going to try to draw somthing ___________ o o m!!
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hey bitches.As you know im the leader of the Penguin Squad and i summond all of you guys for a battle.the battle will be at the cove on monday January 21,2008 on 5:30 and server Freezer.see yall there
Oh yea sorry for all those people who left Golds.No im not sorry because now u guys suck now!
im banned forever
(for no reason)
aww i feel bad for you sikelabent.im not saying i dont like golds though.yea dat dont have to do wit anything does it?
Yo Golds suck join my army and become the greatest army ever.My website is freewebs.com/workycoolio
soory thats http://www.freewebs.com/workycoolio forgot the www
Fly 4 life i heard u quit.so sad.wanna join Penguin Squad?
listen i got banned
and that sucks
listen up mill quit because you guys were making fun of him ill try hard to get his ass back on just wait….
HAHA FLY UR BANNED!
penguin beware i will hack you
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WWE Championship
CHAMPION DEFEATED LOCATION DATE VIDEO
Buddy Rogers Antonino Rocca Rio de Janeiro 04-29-63
Bruno Sammartino Buddy Rogers New York, NY 05-17-63
Ivan Koloff Bruno Sammartino New York, NY 01-18-71
Pedro Morales Ivan Koloff New York, NY 02-08-71
Stan Stasiak Pedro Morales Philadelphia, PA 12-01-73
Bruno Sammartino Stan Stasiak New York, NY 12-10-73
Superstar Billy Graham Bruno Sammartino Baltimore, MD 04-30-77
Bob Backlund Superstar Billy Graham New York, NY 02-20-78
The Iron Sheik Bob Backlund New York, NY 12-26-83
Hulk Hogan The Iron Sheik New York, NY 01-23-84
Andre the Giant Hulk Hogan Indianapolis, IN 02-05-88
Randy Savage Ted DiBiase Atlantic City, NJ 03-27-88
Hulk Hogan Randy Savage Atlantic City, NJ 04-02-89
Ultimate Warrior Hulk Hogan Toronto, Ontario 04-01-90
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Undertaker Hulk Hogan Detroit, MI 11-27-91 Watch
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Yokozuna Bret Hart Las Vegas, NV 04-04-93 Watch
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Bret Hart Yokozuna New York, NY 03-20-94
Bob Backlund Bret Hart San Antonio, TX 11-23-94 Watch
Diesel Bob Backlund New York, NY 11-26-94
Bret Hart Diesel Landover, MD 11-19-95
Shawn Michaels Bret Hart Anaheim, CA 03-31-96
Sid Shawn Michaels New York, NY 11-17-96
Shawn Michaels Sid San Antonio, TX 01-19-97 Watch
Bret Hart Undertaker Chattanooga, TN 02-16-97
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Undertaker Sid Chicago, IL 03-23-97 Watch
Bret Hart Undertaker East Rutherford, NJ 08-03-97 Watch
Shawn Michaels Bret Hart Montreal, Quebec 11-09-97 Watch
Stone Cold Shawn Michaels Boston, MA 03-29-98
Kane Stone Cold Pittsburgh, PA 06-28-98
Stone Cold Kane Cleveland, OH 06-29-98
The Rock Mankind St. Louis, MO 11-15-98
Mankind The Rock Worcester, MA 01-04-99
The Rock Mankind Anaheim, CA 01-24-99
Mankind The Rock Tucson, AZ 01-31-99
The Rock Mankind Birmingham, AL 02-15-99
Stone Cold The Rock Philadelphia, PA 03-28-99
Undertaker Stone Cold Kansas City, MO 05-23-99
Stone Cold Undertaker Charlotte, NC 06-28-99
Mankind Stone Cold Minneapolis, MN 08-22-99
Triple H Mankind Ames, IA 08-23-99
Mr. McMahon Triple H Las Vegas, NV 09-16-99
Triple H n/a Charlotte, NC 09-26-99
Big Show Triple H Detroit, MI 11-14-99
Triple H Big Show Miami, FL 01-03-00
The Rock Triple H Washington, DC 04-30-00
Triple H The Rock Louisville, KY 05-21-00
The Rock Triple H Boston, MA 06-25-00
Kurt Angle The Rock Albany, NY 10-22-00
The Rock Kurt Angle Las Vegas, NV 02-25-01
Stone Cold The Rock Houston, TX 04-01-01
Kurt Angle Stone Cold Pittsburgh, PA 09-23-01
Stone Cold Kurt Angle Inianapolis, IN 10-08-01
Chris Jericho Stone Cold San Diego, CA 12-09-01
Triple H Chris Jericho Toronto, Ontario 03-17-02
Hulk Hogan Triple H Kansas City, MO 04-21-02
Undertaker Hulk Hogan Nashville, TN 05-19-02 Watch
The Rock Undertaker Detroit, MI 07-21-02 Watch
Brock Lesnar The Rock Uniondale, NY 08-25-02
Big Show Brock Lesnar New York, NY 11-17-02
Kurt Angle Big Show Fort Lauderdale, FL 12-15-02
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JBL Eddie Guerrero Norfolk, VA 06-27-04
John Cena JBL Los Angeles, CA 04-03-05
Edge John Cena Albany, NY 01-08-06
John Cena Edge Miami, FL 01-29-06
Rob Van Dam John Cena New York, NY 06-11-06
Edge RVD & John Cena Philadelphia, PA 07-03-06
John Cena Edge Toronto, Ontario 09-17-06
Randy Orton n/a Chicago, IL 10-07-07
Triple H Randy Orton Chicago, IL 10-07-07
Randy Orton Triple H Chicago, IL 10-07-07
what the heck did u just say yparules?
hey Orguan were you the one that said you were gonna make a new army?
yo so are we goin to have the battle or wat?
Oh come on, you exed out shit.
wat
remember our battle is today fools.dont remember?that figures.its today on freezer at cove at 5:30EST cya there.i will crush u
can i join golds plz you arew relly kool
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
Guys im unbanned!!!! :Happy:
thats gay!!!!!!!!!!
hey johnan can i join golds
Can I join the Ice warriors I know how to walk on walls and do rapid fire snowballs can I please join your army.
this isnt iw stupid
lol
umm hi i saw alot of swearin here but anyway join the metal united army of club penguin
go to
http://metalunitedarmyofclubpenguin.wordpress.com/
plz join!!
the sites real cool and the army so go to it
http://metalunitedarmyofclubpenguin.wordpress.com/
ha ha its shit to me
the 1fucking cow ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Acp just to tell the old golds leader that Acp got TWO more servers to add too its empire.(No offense to new leader)
hellow moto
!
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IW ARE ENEMIES WITH THE GOLDS!!!!
plz go to
http://wwwaterwarriorsww.wordpress.com
can i join?
I want to be apart of this so badly! Please let me join! Can I please?
ok u can join sure
Thanks so much!
Thanks so much!
Hi
Yourwelcome Anonymous
Uh its Sharpeeblac! Duh!
I love Golds!
Hey sheridan!! Whats up girl!!
Poopoo head!
who wants to join???
I WANT TO JOIN YOU
-press just join-
can i join
HEY YALL
i love the ice warriors and i will write ice in my igloo with furniture can i join?
Hello this is not a join comment but i am asking you to join me in the club penguin tournament where we will find the best army. i hope you decide to join. (this is not my real email)